INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Minchi
is sitting on bed with a boy. both are talking.
BOY
Minchi.
MINCHI
Hun..
BOY
Hum
kab tak aise hee chup-chup
ker
milte rahenge.
MINCHI
Jab
tak papa humein pakad ker hum
dono
main se kisi ek ko maar nahin
dete.
Tab tak to mil hee sakte hain.
BOY
Kya.
kaisee batein ker rahee ho.
Pata
hai. main tumse ala nahin reh
sakta.
I miss you. you are my fraind.
MINCHI
Accha
. Ab ye angreji banad
ker.
Aur jaa yahan se. papa kisis
bhee
wakt aa sakte hain.
BOY
Per
tumne to kaha tha market gaye
hain.itni
jaldee kasie aa jayenge.
MINCHI
Unka
koi pata nahin chalta. Isliye.
RANGEELA
Minchi.
MINCHI
Are
baap re.
BOY
Hai.
mar gaye.
MINCHI
Dekah
maine kaha tha.
BOY
Ab
kya karun.
RANGEELA
(V.O)
Minchi.
MINCHI
Wo
aa rahe hain. aisa ker tu
yahan
chup ja. Parde kee peeche.
BOY
Yahan.
Yahan to main pakda
jaunga.
Rangeeal
coems inside.
RANGEELA
Kisse batein kerr ahee thee.
MINCHI
Apne
hine wale bhoot se.
RANGEELA
Koi
tha kya yahan.
MINCHI
Nahin.
aap ke kaan baj rahe the.
RANGEELA
Koi
na koi to jaroor tha kamre
main.
Yahan kee hawa hee bata
rahee
hai.
Rangeela
sees here and there. Under the ebd. He then checks curtain. The boy runs behind
the door. rangeela goes behind the door. boy comes behind minchi who takes him
towards door. and he flees.
MINCHI
Papa.
RANGEELA
Hmmm.
MINCHI
Aap
fursat se ek do ghante
lagaker
search karo main ja rahee
hun
baingan cheelne.
RANGEELA
Kya.
mujhe cheele baingan bilkul
pasand
nahin hain.
MINCHI
Tabhee
to cheel rahee hun.
Minchi
goes away. Rangeela searches the room.
RANGEELA
Koi
na koi to hai yahan. Per kahan.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu and Raju
are lying in the room.
RAJU
Raghu
RAGHU
Hunn.
RAJU
Yar
disco jane ka man ker raha
hai.
RAGHU
Mera
bhee.
RAJU
Chal
chalte hain.
RAGHU
Yaar.
Tujhe pata hai na. hum
kitne
kangaal hain.
RAJU
Yaar
hamare pasie jaate kahan
hain.
RAGHU
Ye
to tujhe bhee pata hai.
EXT.
ROAD – DAY
Raghu and raju
are walking through a road. Just then a poor woman with a child comes to them.
POOR
WOMAN
Bhaiya
do rapiyee de do. kal se
kuch
nahin kahaya.
RAGHU
Kal
se. aapko dekh ker lag raha
hai.
zindgi main kabhee nahin
khaya.
I mean bharpet.
RAJU
Ye
baccha aapka hai.
POOR
WOMAN
Jee.
RAJU
Kon
see class main padhata hai.
RAGHU
B.A
main.
RAJU
Chup
ker.
POOR
WOMAN
Bhaiya.
School bhejne ke paisa
kahan
hain.
RAGHU
Agar
pasie honge to school bhejoge.
POOR
WOMAN
Haan
bhaiya. Kon maan nahin
chahegi
uska bachha padh likh ker
kuch
bane.
RAJU
To
ye lo.
POOR
WOMAN
Itne
sare pasie.
RAJU
Haan
jao. lekin inka istemaal
ache
se kerna.
POOR
WOMAN
Ji
bhaiya. Bhagwan aapko lambi
umar
de.
RAJU
Thank
you. ok bye.
Raju
and raghu goes away.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Judy
MINCHI
Hello.
Nahin aaj ghar mat aana.
Paap
ghar per hee hain.
Mark
MINCHI
I loe
you too.
MINCHI
Haan
bahut jaldi milungi tumse.
Just
then rangeela comes like theif and stands behind her.
MINCHI
Haan.
Mera bhee dil tumhare bina
anhin
lagta.
I
love you.
Rangeela
comes in front of minchi. Minchi cuts the phone and keeps down.
RANGEELA
Minchi
kisse baat ker rahee
thee.
MINCHI
Apni
saheli se.
RANGEELA
I
love you saheli ko bolte
hain.
MINCHI
Nahin
I love you shake baap ko
bhee
bol sakte hain. per bolungi
nahin.
Minchi
goes away. Rangeela takes the phone.
RANGEELA
Redial
kerke dekhta hun.
Rangeela
takes the phone and talks in girl’s voice.
RANGEELA
Hello.
Hello janu.
BOY
(girl’s voice)
Hello.
Main janki hun. Tera
boyfriend
nahin. janu kyun bol
rahee
hai.
Rangeela
cuts the phone. Minchi laughs from the door.
RANGEELA
Kabhi
na kabhi to tujhe range
hathon
pakad hee lunga minchi.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu opens
the door. rangeela comes inside.
RANGEELA
Rent.
Mera do mahino ka rent
abhee
isi wakt nikalo. Werna
makan
khali karo.
RAGHU
Kya
hua rangeela bhai. Itne
gusse
main kyun ho.
RANGEELA
Jiske
aise aise kirayedaar hon
jo
char char mahine ka rent
nahin
dete hon use gussa nahin
to
kya pyar aayega.
RAJU
De
denge rangeela bhai. Is month
ke
end tak jaroor de denge.
RANGEELA
End
tak. Matlab 28 din baad.
RAGHU
Please
rangeela bhai. Is baar
maaf
ker do. agli baar se hamesha
time
per rent denge.
RANGEELA
Ker
sakta hun. Maaf ker sakta hun.
Lekin
tum logon ko mera ek kaam
kerna
padega.
RAJU
Kaam.
Are koi bhee kaam bolo
rangeela
bhai. Aapke liye to chand
tare
bhee tod ker laa sakte hain.
RANGEELA
Chand
tare apni mehbooba ke liye
rakho.
Mera chota sa kaam ker do
bas.
RAGHU
Kaam
to bolo rangeela bhai.
RANGEELA
Wo
minchi hai na.
RAGHU
Haan.
Kya hua use. Fir se bhaag
gayee.
RANGEELA
Mujhe
shak hai uska kisis ladke
ke
sath affair hai.
RAJU
Ye
to acchi baat hai.
RANGEELA
Chup
karo. Ye pyr mohabbat Hamare
khandaan
ka riwaj nahin hai. haamre
yahan
ki ladkiyan sirf shadi
kerti
hain affairs nahin.
RAGHU
Haemin
kya kerna hai.
RANGEELA
Jasoosi.
RAJU
Jasoosi.
RANGEELA
Haan.
Minchi kee jasoosi karo aur
pata
lagao wo kon hai jiske sath
minchi
ka affair hai.
RAGHU
Ok
bhai. Ker dnege. Fees kya doge.
RANGEELA
Fees.
Ek to mera do mahino ka
kiraya
nahin diya.
RAJU
Fees
to lagegi bhai.
RAGHU
Ok
do mahino ka kiraya chod dena
bas.
RANGEELA
Kya..
ok. lekin jaldi pata karo.
Lutere
basa rakhe hain main
yahan.
Bina paison ke koi help
nahin
ker sakte.
Rangeels
goes out.
RAGHU
Chalo
rent ka jugaad to ho
gaya.
RAJU
Lekin
ab is minchi ka kya
karein.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu and raju
are sitting. Just then minchi comes.
MINCHI
Raghu..raju.
Mark
RAJU
Are
minchi. Tu is time. kya
hua.
MINCHI
Kya
karun bahut pareshan hun.
RAGHU
Hua
kya. hamein bata.
MINCHI
Wo
papa mere peeche hath dhoker
pade hue hain. mere na ek bf hain.
lekin
wo use dhoondh ker maar
dena
chahte hain.
RAJU
Oh.
MINCHI
Main
chahti hunt um dono mujhe is
mussebat
se chudao.
RAJU
Hum
teri help ker sakte hain.
agar
tu vaisa karein jaisa hum
kehte
hain.
MINCHI
Haan
haan kyun nahin. bolo kya
kerna
hai.
Raghu
and raju whispers something to minchi.
MINCHI
Aisa
kya.
RAJU
Haan.
MINCHI
I
am ready.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Rangeela is
eating apple. Raghu and raju comes running to him.
RAJU
Rangeela
bhai. Rangeela bhai.
RANGEELA
Kya
hua.
RAGHU
Are
aap yahan seb kha rahe ho
aur
udhar aap barbaad hone ja
rahe
ho.
RANGEELA
Hua
kya.
RAJU
Minchi
ka ashik.
RANGEELA
Kon
hai. pata chala gaya kya.
RAGHU
Haan.
RANGEELA
To
isme darne wali kya baat
hai.
main use dekhte hee goli
maar
dunga.
RAJU
Goli
zinda aadmi ko mari jati hai.
RANGEELA
To
wo kya mara hua hai.
RAGHU
Haan.
RANGEELA
Ha
ha. dono bhang peeker aa rahe
ho
kya. futo yahan se.
RAJU
Are
suno to bhai.
RANGEELA
Kya
sunu tumhari bakwas. Minchi
ka
ashik ek murda lash hai.
RAJU
Lash
nahi zombie.
RAGHU
Night
of living dead.
RANGEELA
Zombie. Lekin wo to filmon
main
hota hai.
RAJU
Aur
filmein hakeekat se inspire
hoti
hain.
RANGEELA
Per
main to aaj tak na suna na
dekha.
RAGHU
Aapne
bhagwan ko dekha hai.
RANGEELA
Nahin.
RAGHU
To
fir. Jab bhagwan ho sakta
hai
to zombie kyun nahin ho
sakta.
RANGEELA
Oh.
ye kya ker rahe ho tum
dono.
Mujhe to biswas nahin ho
raha.
RAJU
Biswas
nahin ho raha aapko.
To
haamre sath chahliye. Khud
apni
aankho se dekh lena
tab
to biswas karenge na aap.
RANGEELA
Apni
ankhon se dekhna. Lekin wo
hai
kahan.
RAGHU
Kabristan
ke baju wale bveeran
khandher
ghar main. Minchi us
se
wahin milne jatee hai.
RANGEELA
Lekin
wo phone kaise kerta hai.
RAJU
Kamal
kerte hain. uske pass apna
phone
hai.
RANGEELA
Offo
ye kasie kaise zombie
paida
ho jate hain. to kab chalna
hai.
RAGHU
Usne
minchi se kal milne ka
wada
kiya hai. thik raat ke 12
baje.
RANGEELA
Kya.
raat ke 12 baje.
RAJU
Dar
lag raha hai na.
RANGEELA
Haan.
RAJU
Don’t worry hum honge aapke
sath.
RAGHU
Thik
hai hum abhee chalte hain.
kal
taiyar rehna. Aur hanuman
chalisa
padhte rehna. Kahin
zombie
abhe attack na ker de.
RANGEELA
Hey
bhagwan.
Raghu
and raju go out. rangeela run to small temple in his room. and started chanting
hanuman chalisa.
INT.
HOUSE – DAY
Raju and
rangeela are walking like thieves.
RANGEELA
Ye
raghu kahan reh gaya.
RAJU
Shhh.
Dheere. Uski tabiyat
kharab
hai.
RANGEELA
Kahan
hai wo zombie.
RAJU
Pata
nahin yahin kahin bhatak
raha
hoga.
Just
then a noise happens. Raju and rangeela hides behind the door. just then raghu
in the get-up of zombie comes there. He is walking like zombie.
After
he goes to next room. raju and rangeela also follows him, they see from the
window. in other room minchi is waiting. Just then raghu as zombie comes there.
RAGHU
Minchi
MINCHI
Zo
tum aa gaye.
Minchi
hugs zombie.
RAGHU
Tum
itni der se kyun aayee.
MINCHI
Wo
paap ke sone ka intezaar kr
rahee
thee.
Judy
RAGHU
Bas
bahut ho gaya. Wo Buddha
mere
bheja kharab ker raha hai.
MINCHI
Aisa
mat bolo wo dil ke bure
nahin
hain.
RAGHU
Maine plan banaya hai.
MINCHI
Kaisa
plan.
Mark
RAGHU
Uske
baad wo Buddha kabhee haemin
tang
nahin ker payega.
MINCHI
Matalab.
RAGHU
15
november yani parson amavasya
hai.
us din main tumhare ghar aaker
us
buddhe ko aapn aahar banaunga.
Ha
ha ha.
Rangeela
is very afraid. He runs away. Raju also runs after him.
MINCHI
Nahin.
tumhara dimag kharab ho
gaya
hai kya. mere papa ke liye
aise
asubh batein bol rahe ho.
RAGHU
Main
ye kerke rahunga. Aur
mujhe
koi bhee nahin rok sakta.
MINCHI
Kya
main bhee nahin.
RAGHU
Nahin.
MINCHI
Kya.
tum to kehte the mujhe pyar
kerte
ho.
RAGHU
Wo
to ab bhee kerta hun. Tumhare
jism
se pyar. Use khane main
bada
maja aayega. Ha ha ha.
MINCHI
Dusht.
Maine papa kee baat na maan
ker
bahut bade galtee ker dee.
Lekin
main abhi jaker unhe bata
dungi.
RAGHU
Nahin.
tum nahin ja sakti. Main
abhee
tumhe kha jaunga.
MINCHI
Aaa…nahin…
Raghu
tries to attack minchi. She runs away.
INT.
HOUSE- ROOM 2 – DAY
Minchi comes
running. Raju and rangeela are there.
RANGEELA
Minchi
Mark
MINCHI
Papa
aap.
RANGEELA
Maine
sab sun liya.
MINCHI
Mujhe
maaf ker dijiye papa. Wo
hum
sab ko maar dalega.
RAGHU
Minchi
EVERYONE
Bhago
.
Everyone
runs out of the house.
Raghu
looks them go. Just then something falls
and make a noise. Raghu also runs out in fear.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Everyone is
walking to and fro. All are thinking.
RANGEELA
Kya
akrein. Kal aamavasya hai.
aur
wo haemin marne ghar per
aa
jayega.
RAGHU
Ek
idea hai.
RANGEELA
Kya.
RAJU
Yaya
toba
MINCHI
Ye
kon hai.
RAJU
Chinese
zombie killer.
RANGEELA
Matlab.
RAJU
Ye
zombiyon ko chun chun ker
marta
hai.
RANGEELA
Sach
main. Kahan milega.
RAGHU
Rehne
dijiye.
RANGEELA
Kyun.
RAGHU
Bahut
mehnga padega.
RANGEELA
Kitna.
RAGHU
Ek
lakh.
RANGEELA
Oh.
fir to merna hee sahi
rahega.
MINCHI
(SHOUTS)
Papa.
RANGEELA
Ok. bula lo usko.
RAJU
Jee
wo paise advance main
leta
hai.
RANGEELA
Oh.
Rangeela
goes inside and comes with a sack. Raju takes the sack and looks in it.
RAJU
Ok
hum dono leker aate hain
usko.
Raghu
and raju goes out.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu and raju
comes to rangeela and minchi. Raghu is in disguise of a Chinese man. he has a
rope and an axe.
RAGHU
Yo
yo.
RANGEELA
Honey
singh
RAGHU
Kya
bola.
RANGEELA
Kuch
nahin.
RAJU
Yayatoba
ji. yahin hain aapke
client.
Inhi ko wo zombie tang
ker
raha hai.
RAGHU
Ok.
ghabrane ka nahin. mujhe
abhee
zombie ka location per le
ke
chalo.
RANGEELA
Ji
chaliye.
RAGHU
Lekin
is ladke ko mere se door
rakhiye.
Mujhe iska shakl pasand
nahin.
RANGEELA
Ji
kya hua.
RAGHU
Isko
baat kerne kee tameej nahin
hai.
RANGEELA
Jee main bhee ise kaee baar
bata
chukka hun. Chaliye main
aapko leker
chalta hun. Raju tu yahin
reh.
RAJU
Ji
bhai.
All
go out except raju.
RAJU
(TO HIMSELF)
Chal
raju. Ban ja zombie.
Raju
walks like zombie to other room.
INT.
ROOM 1 – DAY
All come to
one room. They see inside. raju is lying on bed as zombie.
RAGHU
Shhh
aap log yahin rukiye. Ander
mat
aana.
MINCHI
Ok.
RANGEELA
Ok.
Raghu
goes inside and shuts the door and window.
INT.
ROOM 2 – DAY
Ragghu and
raju sits on chair. Raju the starts a tape of action scene of jacky chain film.
Lots of fighting noises come. Outsid rangeela is excited. After some time raghu
calls.
RAGHU
Aa
jaiye aap log.
INT.
ROOM 2 – DAY
Rangeela
and minchi comes inside.
Raghu
is sitting on chair and wiping blood from his arms.
In
front of him is a mouse trap in which a rat is there.
RANGEELA
Kaisa
raha.
RAGHU
Bahut
bhayanak zombie tha. Kaboo
main
nahin aa raha tha.
RANGEELA
Kya
hua.
RAGHU
Kisko.
RANGEELA
Zombie
ko kya hua.
RAGHU
Ye
to hai. aapke samne.
RANGEELA
Ye chuha.
RAGHU
Haan. Ise le jaker kisi nale
main
fenk doonga.
RANGEELA
Ok. thank you yaya toba sahib.
aapne
mujhe aur meri bachhi ko us
zombie
ke changul se chuda liya.
RAGHU
My pleasure. Ab aap jaiye haan.
Rangeela
and minchi goes out. raju comes out from other room. both start dancing. Just
thenr oaring sound of zombie comes. Both screams and run out.
