INT.
GARMENTS SHOWROOM – DAY
This
is inside of a branded clothes show-room. Raghu and Raju are checking T-shirts.
RAGHU
Ye
dekh. Kaisa lag raha hai mere
upper.
RAJU
Amazing
bhai. Ekdum shahrukh lag
raha
hai
RAGHU
Really.
Wao man.
RAJU
Ye
bata na. Ye kaisa hai.
Raju
shows his T-shirt.
RAGHU
Cool.
Le le. Le le.
RAJU
Wao
man. maine kabhee flying
machine
nahin pehni.
RAGHU
Same
here. Darling aaj ke baad
hum
kewel branded kapde hee pehnege.
Raghu and Raju
both laugh. They then go to shoes section and start looking at branded shoes.
INT.
CASH-COUNTER – DAY
Raghu
and Raju both are on the counter. There are 3 packets.
RAGHU
Kitna
hua?
CASHIER
25
hazar.
Raghu
and Raju looks at each other with surprise. Raghu takes out money and gives to
the cashier.
CASHIER
Thank
you sir.
Cashier
gives them receipt. They pick all the carry-bags and go out of the show room.
INT.
CASH-COUNTER – DAY
Raghu
and Raju are walking. They have carry bags with them.
RAGHU
Yar,
25 hazar kitne kam hote
hain.
Aaj pata chala.
RAJU
Seriously.
Humne 2-4 kapdee he to
kharede.
Aur bill 25 hazar.
RAGHU
Yes
man. Hum abhee bhee kangal ke
kangal
hain. Hamein jaldee hee koi
bade
tikdam lagani padegi. Werna
aise
kaise chalega.
RAJU
You
are right man.
Just
then a car comes near them and stops. A man leans out from the window.
MAN
Excuse
me.
RAJU
Ji?
MAN
Aap bata sakte hain ye kahan
padega?
The
man shows them a slip. Raghu reads the slip.
RAJU
Oh,
hum log usee raste se ja rahe
hain.
MAN
Oh. Fir aap car main aa jaiye.
Main
aapko
drop ker dunga.
RAJU
Ok.
Aa Raghu.
Raghu
and Raju sit in the car. And the man drives it off.
INT.
CAR – DAY
Man
is driving the car. Raghu and Raju are sitting in the back seat.
RAGHU
Aap
yahan naye hain kya?
MAN
Yes
and no. Actually main yahan
paida
hua tha. Lekin 8 saal kee
umar
main hee USA chala gaya tha.
Ab
to mujhe raasta bhee theek
se
yaad nahin hai.
RAJU
Oh.
To yahan kon rehta hai.
MAN
Mere
dadaji.
RAGHU
Akele?
MAN
Ya.
Dadi ji pichle saal chal
basee
theen.
RAGHU
Oh.
I am sorry.
MAN
Dada
ji akele ho gaye hain.
isliye
main unhe lene aaya
hun.
RAJU
Oh.
To aap wapas kab tak jayenge.
MAN
Parson
chalein jayenge.
RAJU
Ok.
Aur ghar ka kya hoga.
MAN
Well,
ghar ko nahin le ja
skate.
Pada rahega yahin per.
RAJU
Ha
ha. Aap kafi accha majak
ker
lete hain.
RAGHU
OK.
Yahan rok dijiye. Ham yahin
rehte
hain.
Raghu
and Raju come out of the car holding their carry-bags.
RAJU
Ok.
Aap seedhe jaiye. Pehli
red
light se left ho jaiye.
Kone
wala bungla aapka hee hai.
MAN
OK.
Thank you so much young
men.
RAJU
Anytime.
OK. Bye.
RAGHU
Bye.
The
man drives off the car. Raghu and Raju waves at him.
RAGHU
Tu uske ghar ke bare main kuch
jayada
hee nahin pooch raha tha.
RAGHU
Haan. Ek idea hai.
RAGHU
Kya.
RAGHU
Chal batata hun.
EXT.
COMPOUND – DAY
Raghu and Raju
are coming. Just then Ruby comes with a handsome boy.
RUBY
Hello
Raghu. Hello Raju.
BOTH
Hello.
RUBY
Ye
Sunit hai. Tumne wo serial
dekha
hai. Meri beti mera bhavishya –
usme
lead role main Sunit hee to tha.
SUNIT
Hello
guys. Autograph.
RAJU
Sorry.
Hum log diary lana bhool
gaye
hain.
SUNIT
Koi
baat nahin. Hath per le lo.
Sunit signs on
their hands.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu
and Raju are washing their hands.
RAGHU
Sala
autograph deker chala gaya.
RAJU
Mujhe
to lagta hai jaldee kuch
kerna
chahiye. Verna ye ruby
naam
kee chidiya kahin aur
ud
jayegi.
RAGHU
Haan
yar. Acsha plan kya hai.
RAJU
Idhar
aa.
Raju
whispers the plan in Raghu’s ear.
RAGHU
Wao
yaar. Idea to ekdum dhansu hai.
Isse
to hum jaldee se ameer ban
jayenge.
RAJU
Hai
na. Chal fir lag ja kaam per.
Both
go inside.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu
is sleeping in his bed. Raju comes and shakes him.
RAJU
Oye
kumbhkaran uth ja.
Raghu
keeps lying.
RAGHU
Kya
hua?
RAJU
Pata
bhee hai aaj kon sa din hai?
RAGHU
Kon
sa?
RAJU
Yaar
kabhee kabhee tu bewkoofon wali
baat
kerta hai. Aaj mangalwar hai.
RAGHU
To
?
RAJU
Shit
man. Tu USA wale bhai sahab
ko
bhool gaya. Aaj wo apne dada
ke
sath USA ja raha hai.
All
of sudden Raghu wakes up and sits
straight in bed.
RAGHU
Oh
my god.
RAJU
Chal
jaldee taiyaar ho ja.
Raghu
runs towards the bathroom. And Raju goes to kitchen.
EXT.
BUNGALOW - CAR – DAY
A car is
standing outside the bungalow. The man which Raghu and Raju had met earlier is
keeping suitcase in the dicky of car. An old man with stick walks towards the car.
Old
man sits in front seat. The man sits in driver seat.
MAN
Chalein
dada ji.
OLD
MAN
Haan
bete chalo.
The
man drives off the car. Soon it goes out of sight.
We
see Raghu and Raju hiding behind the tree. When the car leaves they come in
front. They walk upto the house/ there is a lock on the road.
RAGHU
Ghar
to bahut bada hai yar.
RAJU
Tujhe
kya lagata hai kitne ka
hoga
RAGHU
Ek
crore ka to hoga.
RAJU
Buddhaa
aur uska beta to USA
gaye.
Ab is ghar ka kya hoga.
RAGHU
Jaldee
hee ise bechna padega.
RAJU
Right.
He he he.
Both
hi- fi and laughs.
EXT.
LOCK AND KEY SHOP – DAY
Raju
and Raghu enter a small shop of locks and keys.
INT.
LOCK AND KEY SHOP – DAY
A
man is sitting inside. He is beating a key with hammer.
RAJU
Hello
chote lal ji.
Man
looks up. Raghu picks up a key and looks through it.
RAJU
Wao.
Aap to bahut hee badhiya
chabiyan
banate hain..
Raju
stops playing with keys.
RAJU
Ok.
Chote lal ji. HaaMra ek kaam
ker
denge.
KEYMAKER
Ji.
Boliye.
RAJU
Kal
raat daru kuch jayada ho gayee
thee.
Nashe kee halat main humse
ghar
kee chabi kho gayee. Aap
duplicate
bana denge.
KEYMAKER
Haan.
Per mujhe tala dekhna padega.
RAJU
Haan.
Chaliye dekh lijiye.
Raghu,
Raju and keymaker go out of the shop.
EXT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
Raghu
and Raju come to the door with key maker. Raghu shows him the lock.
RAJU
Ye
raha tala. Kya aap bana sakte
hain?
KEYMAKER
Pichle
30 saal se main yahee kaam
ker
raha hun.
The
key maker starts taking measurements with a wire. After some time he stops.
KEYMAKER
Ok. Kal chabi le jana dukaan
se.
RAJU
Ok.
Thank you so much.
EXT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
We
see a key, and then camera shows us Raghu is holding it. Raju is standing
beside him.
RAJU
Chal
andr chaltein hain.
RAGHU
chal.
Raghu
and Raju go to the door. Unlock the lock and go inside the house.
INT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
Raghu
and Raju come in living room. It’s well furnished.
RAGHU
Wao,
kya ghar hai yaar.
RAJU
Really
yaar.
Raju
lies down on the sofa.
RAGHU
Hmm.
Lekin aage kya karenge?
RAJU
Dekh
ab haemin ghar kee sale ke
poster
chapwane padenge. Uske baad
idhar
–udhar chipka denge.
RAGHU
Chal
fir. Jaldee se ye kaam ker
lete
hain. Mere se wait nahin
ho
raha. Jaldee se paise aayein
aur
jalde se main gadee kharidun
aur
jaldee se Ruby ko long drive
per
le jaun.
RAGHU
Oye
shekchilli ki aulad. Spanon
kee
rajdhani ko thoda break laga.
Werna
patri se utar jayegi.
RAGHU
Yar tujhe to pata hee hai. Ruby
ko
leker main kitna senti hun.
RAJU
Haan. Wo to main bhee hun.
RAGHU
Kya bola be.
RAJU
Kuch nahin. Kuch nahin. Chal.
Both
go.
INT.
XEROX SHOP – DAY
Raghu
and Raju are at Xerox shop. A boy is there in the shop doing some photocopying.
Two students are standing there.
RAGHU
Iski
50 copies ker do.
Raghu
gives the Xerox boy a printed paper.
BOY
Ok.
Boy
takes the paper and starts photocopying. He hands over the copies to Raghu.
RAGHU
Kitna
hua.
BOY
30
rs.
Raghu
gives boy money. Raghu and Raju leave the shop.
EXT.
ROAD – DAY
Raghu
and Raghu are walking.
RAGHU
Chal
ab poster chipkate hain.
RAJU
Haan.
Aadhe mujhe de.
Raghu
gives half of posters to Raju. They start pasting the posters all over. Raghu
paste a poster on a tree. Raju pastes one on the pillar. The poster reads: A
big banglow is for sale fo Rs 25 lakhs only. Please Contact at – 7878787878.
After
some time all the posters are finished off. Raghu and Raju go from there.
INT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
Raghu
is inside the house.
EXT.
BUNGALOW - LAWN – DAY
Raju
comes to the lawn of house and puts a signboard: FOR SALE.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu is lying
on sofa playing video game. Raju is lying on carpet and reading a magazine. Just
then cell phone of Raju rings. Both jumps up quickly. Raju receives the phone.
RAJU
Ji.
ji. hamne hee wo ad diya tha
RAJU
Ok.
RAJU
Ji.
No problem. Aapko address pata
hai
na.
RAJU
Ok.
Thik hai. Aap 10 baje tak pahunch
jayeaga.
Hum aapko ghar dikha denge.
RAJU
Ji.Bye.
Raju
jumps with excitement.
RAJU
Yeyyyyyy!!!
RAGHU
Kya
hua?
RAJU
Kal
ek bakra aa raha hai. halal
hone.
RAGHU
Kon?
RAJU
Koi gujrati hai.
RAGHU
Ok. Aane do bakre ko. Ham
bhee
churi per dhaar laga lein.
RAJU
Yes.
EXT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
Raju is
standing near the lawn of the house. Just then a car comes and stops near Raju.
A gujrati man gets down. Raju goes towards them. Wife and son of Gujrati man
also gets down. Raju goes to gujrati man.
RAJU
Aaiye
aaiye sir. Main Rajesh
srivstava.
Maine hee kal aapse
baat
kee thee.
Raju
offers his hand.
RAJU
Hello
Mr Rajesh. Main Mr Murgiwala.
Mr
Murgiwala shakes Raju’s hand. [SOUND OF MURGIS COMES]
Mr.
Murgiwala
Ye
meri patni Mrs Murgiwala. Aur
mera
beta.
RAJU
Ji
namste. Aap logon se milker badee
khusi
huee. Aaiye ander chalte
hain.
Raju
goes towards the house. Mr Murgiwala, his wife and son also follow Raju.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Owner
ghar bech kyun raha hai.Kya
lafda
hai
RAJU
Well
Mr Murgiwala, lafde wali koi
baat
nahin hai. Actually Mr
Biswas
jinka ye ghar hai bahut
budhe
ho gaye hain. Aur kafi beemar
bhee
rehte hain. Unhe laga ke
kabhee
bhee unki maut ho saktee
hai.
Isliye wo jaldee se is ghar
ko
bechkar char dhaam kee yatra
per
nikal jana chahte hain.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Idea bura nahin hai.
RAJU
Aaiye Mr Biswas se milne chalte
hain.
Raju,
Mr Murgiwala, his wife and son reach at the door.
Raju
opens the door. And they all go inside.
INT.
BUNGALOW - BEDROOM – DAY
Raghu is lying
on the bed. He is in the get up of an old and sick man. There is a glucose
bottle hanging on the stand. A catheter is going to his wrist. On the nearby
table there are various medicines.
Raju, Mr Murgiwala,
his wife and son come to Raghu.
RAJU
Mr
Biswas.
Raghu
coughs loudly. Raju gives him some water.
RAJU
Mr
Biswas aap theek to hain.
RAGHU
Haan dealer. Dekh to raha hai.
Main
theek hun.
RAJU
Kuch
client aaye hain. Wo
aapka
ghar dekhna chahte hain.
RAGHU
Sab
aate hain, dekhte hain, chale
jate
hain. Koi vapas lot ker
nahin
aata.
RAJU
Aisa
nahin hai sir. Aap ummed mat
chodiye.
Aur ye log bahut acche
hain.
Ok inse milye. Ye hain Mr
Murgiwala.
Mr
Murgiwala joins his hands in namste.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Namste
Mr Biswas. Ghabariye mat.
Aap
jaldee hee acche ho jayenge.
RAGHU
Thanks
Mr Murgiwala. Aap kitne
acche
hain.
RAJU
Sir
main inhe ghar dikha dun.
RAGHU
Haan
dealer. Jara acche se dikhana.
RAJU
Chaliye chalte hain.
Raju
takes Mr Murgiwala, his wife and son to some other room.
INT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
Raju,
Mr Murgiwala, his wife and son comes back to Raghu.
RAJU
Mr
Biswas. Good news hai.
Mr
Murgiwala ko aapka ghar bahut
pasand
aaya.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Haan
Biswas ji. Ghar bahut badhiya
hai.
RAGHU
Oh,
well. Good. Chalo kisi ne to
kaha
ki ghar accha hai.
RAJU
To
sir deal final kee jaye.
RAGHU
Haan haan kyun nahin.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Thik hai aap mujhe bas final price
bataiye.
RAJU
25
lakhs.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Ok.
Done.
Raghu
and Raju look at each other with surprise. Mr Murgiwala’s wife elbows him and
whispers.
Mrs.
Murgiwala
Pagal
ho gaye ho kya. Kuch bargain
to
ker lo. Itne se ghar ke 25 lakh.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Are
ganwar aurat. Bungala 5 crore
se
upper ka hai. Budhha lag raha
hai
sathiya gaya hai.
Mrs
Murgiwala becomes silent.
RAJU
To
bataiye Mr Murgiwala. Aapko ghar
chahiye
ya nahin. Is se ek bhee paisa
kam
nahin hoga.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Haan
haan kyun nahin. main abhee
ghar
khareedna chahta hun.
RAGHU
Agar
aap abhee paise de denge to
main
abhee khali ker dunga.
Waise
bhee char dham ki yatara
main
bahut der ho chuki hai.
Main
ab nikal jana chahta hun.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Kya
sach main. Ok. Jara rukiye.
Mr
Murgiwala goes out. He returns with two servants. The servants are carrying two
gunny bags full of something.
Servants
keep down the bags and go out.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Ye
lijiye. Purey 25 lakhs. Gin
lijiye.
Raghu
jumps out of bed. He removes catheter. Both Raghu and Raju start counting money
contained in the gunny bag.
Mrs.
Murgiwala
Budhha
to bahut beemar lag raha
tha..
Mr.
Murgiwala
Bhagyawan.
Paisa to murdon main
bhee
jan daal deta hai. Buddha to
bimar
hee tha.
After
some time.
RAJU
Pure
25 lakhs hain.
RAGHU
Mr
Murgiwala. Aap kitne immandaar
hain.
Bhagwan kare aapkee murgiyon
kabhee
ande dena band na karein.
Raghu
and Raju tie up the gunny bags. Raju gives Mr Murgiwala key of the house.
RAJU
Lijiye
Mr Murgiwala. Ghar aapka
hua.
Raghu
and Raju pick up the gunny bags and go out of the house.
EXT.
ROAD – DAY
Raghu
and Raju go to a car and keep the bags inside. They then drive off.
EXT.
GROUND – DAY
In
a ground surrounded by forest Raghu and Raju shout and run with joy. They throw
some notes in the air.
RAGHU
Yuhu……….hu
…
RAJU
Yehhhhhhh….ha
ha ha
They
keep running and enjoying the money for some time in open.
INT.
BUNGALOW – DAY
Mr Murgiwala
is watching Tv with his family and laughing. Just then a fat black man comes
there. There are two ugly gunda type of men with him.
GUNDA
1
Hai
alla. Aye tum log is ghar main
kya
ker rahe ho.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Kya
ker rahe ho matlab. Ye mera
ghar
hai. Lekin tum log kon ho.
Aur
mere ghar main bina permission
kaise
ghus aaye.
GUNDA
2
Tera
ghar. Dimag theek hai tera.
Ye
inka ghar hai. Donga Kapdiya
ka.
The
man takes out talwar and a gun.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Aa aa aa..dekhiye
aapko galatfehmi ho
gayee
hai. ye ghar hamne khreeda
hai.
Dekhiye mere pass paper
bhee
hain. Are suno paper lao
jaldee.
Mrs
Murgiwala brings papers.
Mr.
Murgiwala
Ye
dekhiye.
Donga
sees the paper.
DONGA
Aise
papers to mere pass bhee
hain.
Donga
shows Murgiwala the paper. He slaps his head.
Mr.
Murgiwala AND DONGA
Hai
dhokha.
Man
and his grandfather come.
MAN
Kya
dada ji aapne to USA main
ek
hafta bhee poora nahin hone
diya.
OLD
MAN
Haan
beta. Is ghar main teri
dadi
kee yadein niwas kertee
hain.
Mujhe un yadon kee yaad
aatee
hai.
MAN
Dada
ji lagta hai hum galat ghar
min
aa gaye.
OLD
MAN
Galat
kaise beta. Wo dekho tumhari
dadi
kee tasveer lagee hai. Tum police
ko
phone karo. Ye property mafia
hai.
Hamare jate hee mere ghar per
kabja
ker liya.
Donaga
and Murgiwala slaps their heads and says toagther.
MR
MURGIWALA AND DONGA
Hai
hum lut gaye.
THE END
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