INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu
is lying on the carpet and drawing sketch. He is sipping coke also. Just then Raju
comes. He is holding a copy and pencil. Raju sits on the sofa and starts
scribbling on copy. He is doing some calculations.
RAJU
Ye
kya ker raha hai?
RAGHU
Dikhta
nahin- sketch bana raha
hun.
RAJU
Oye
Picasso, band ker ise. Kuch
pata
bhee hai hum kitnee museebat
main
hain.
Raghu
stops drawing and looks up.
RAGHU
Kya
yaar. Ab kya hua. Itna tagdaa
haath
maara hai hum dono ne.
Ab
kaisee museebat.
Raghu
resumes his drawing.
RAJU
Idiot.
Sara paisa wo second
hand
gadee khareedne main chala
gaya
hai. Upper se tere kapde
aur
her din disco aur partiyon
ka
kharcha. Kuch bhee nahin
bacha
hai haamre paas.
Raghu
looks up again.
RAGHU
Kya?
Kya keh raha hai yaar.
RAJU
Le
khud dekh le.
Raju
throws the copy to Raghu. Raghu takes it and sees.
RAGHU
Yaar.
Sach min paisa jitna bhee
ho
kam hai.
RAJU
Hum
abhee bhee kangaal hain.
RAGHU
Aisa
kyun hai yar?
RAJU
Hamare
spanon ka kya hoga.
RAGHU
Hum
apna bungalow kab khareendge?
RAJU
Hum
apni BMW kab layenge?
Rghu
and Raju lost in dream for sometime.
RAGHU
Sapne
dekhna band kar bhai. Hamein
kuch
tikdam ladanee padegi.
RAJU
Ya.
Haemin kuch naya aur bada
sochan
padega.
RAGHU
Haan.
Chal sochte hain yaar. Akhir
hum
log bhee delhi ke thug hain.
hum
chahein to kya nahin ho sakta.
RAJU
Yes.
Motivation.
RAGHU
Motivation.
Raghu
straightens himself and start thinking. Raju gets up and starts walking to and
fro thinking.
After
sometime Raghu looks at the news-paper lying nearby. He picks up the news-paper
and reads it.
RAGHU
Idea.
Raghu
snaps his finger. Raju comes to him in excitement.
RAJU
Kya?
RAGHU
Ye
padh.
Raghu
gives news-paper to Raju. Raju looks at it.
RAJU
Kya.
RAGHU
Ye.
ye.
Raghu
taps on a headline with pencil.
RAJU
CAT
ka result ghosit. Ismein kya
hai?
RAGHU
Yahi to idea hai.
RAJU
Yar
confuse mat ker. Thik se bata.
RAGHU
Tujhe pata to hai na CAT kya hai?
RAJU
Haan
haan. Management test hai na.
MBA
ke liye. Yar main itna bhee
anpadh
nahin hun.
RAGHU
Common
aptitude test. Aise waise
MBA
ke liye nahin. Top B-schools
IIM
ke liye.
RAJU
Thik
hai. Thik hai. Per idea kya
hai.
RAGHU
Dekh
result aa chukka hai.
RAJU
Haan.
To?
RAGHU
Ye
bahut hee tough paper hai. Bahut
kam
log hee nikal paate hain.
RAJU
Sach
main?
RAGHU
Haan.
Aur iska matlab hai bahut sare
students
nahin nikal payenge.
RAJU
Haan
to.
RAGHU
To
unhe admission bhee nahin milega.
RAJU
Sahi
baat hai. Fir?
RAGHU
Fir
kya. Aise bachon ko hum log
apne
college main admission denge.
RAJU
Apne
college main? Kon sa apna
college?
Raju
is looking excited now.
RAGHU
Well
R and R college of mamangement.
RAJU
Raghav
and Rajan college of management.
RAGHU
Nahin.
Ram and Ramiyaa college of
mamanagement.
Both
Raju and Raghu laughs.
RAJU
What
an idea sweety!
Raju
gives Raghu a hi-five.
Raghu
gets up.
RAGHU
Chal
haemin bahut kaam karana
pdega.
Raghu
and Raju go out of the room.
INT.
RECPETION – DAY
Raghu
and Raju go to the receptionist.
RAJU
Excuse
me!
RECEPTIONIST
Yes.
RAJU
Hum
log R and R college of
management
se aaye hain.
RECEPTIONIST
R
and R ?
RAJU
Ram
and Ramyiaa college of management.
RECEPTIONIST
Ok.
To main aapki kya seva ker saktee
hun?
RAJU
Actually
haamre college kee dmissions
honi
hain. Haemin aapke hotel main
uske
liye space chahiye.
RECEPTIONIST
Admissions.
Hotel main?
RAJU
Actually
haamre college main
students
bahut hee elite gharon
se
aaate hain. To hum chahte
hain
ki unka admissions achee
jagah
per hona chahiye.
Bina
dikkat bina pareshani.
RECEPTIONIST
Oh.
Ab aisa bhee hone laga
hai.
Well mujhe manager sahib
se
baat kerni padegi. Aap please
baithiye.
Receptionist
calls and talks to the manager. Raghu and Raju sit on the sofa.
After
sometime receptionist calls them.
RECEPTIONIST
Jee aapko space mil jayega.
5000 charges lagega. Ek din
ka.
RAJU
5000.
RAJU
Haemin
manjur hai. chal aa.
Raghu
and Raju go out.
INT.
CAR – DAY
Raghu and Raju
are sitting inside the car. Raghu is on driver’s seat.
RAJU
Ok.
Space to mil gaya. Ab aage
kya
kerna hai.
RAGHU
Haemin
akhabar main ad deni
hogi.
Chal kisi local
newspaper
ka office dhoondhte
hain.
RAJU
Ok.
Raghu
drives the car off.
EXT.
PARK BENCH – DAY
A boy Anil of
21 is sitting on bench. He is holding a newspaper and searching it for his
roll- no. His fat father Sharma ji is
standing nearby.
SHARMA
JI
Mila
kya?
ANIL
Ruko
dad. Aap to mujhe pagal hee
ker
doge.
SHARMA
JI
Check
ker. Chek properly.
After
some time the boy finds his roll-no. His face is sullen.
ANIL
Shit!
SHARMA
JI
Kya
hua? Kitne number hain tere.
ANIL
Bahut
kam hain papa.
SHARMA
JI
Kitne.
Bata to sahee.
ANIL
45%
SHARMA
JI
Kya.
Satyanash. Ek saal kee coaching
ke
baad ye marks aaye hain tere.
Itne
to main bina padhe le aata tha.
Shyam
ke bete ke tujhse jayada
aaye
honge. Tune pure parivaar ko
sahrmsaar
ker diya. Ab hum kya munh
dikhayenge
society walon ko.
The
boy is listening silently.
SHARMA
JI
Ab
kon sa reputed college tujhe
admission
dega. Bata. Bata mujhe.
RAJU
R and R colleg.
Raju
has come to father and son. He is speaking like a tamil and he is in get up of
tamil. His hairs are curly and he has put a long tilak on forhead. He has
moustaches also.
SHARMA
JI
R
and R? ye kon sa college hai.
Kabhee
suna anhin iske bare main.
RAJU
Ya.
Kaise sunenge. Ye to khas
logon
ka khas college hai. Elite
class.
SHARMA
JI
Matlab.
RAJU
Actually
ye college aise students ko
heel
eta hai jinka CAT score to kam
hai
lekin hidden talent koot koot ker
bhara
ho.
SHARMA
JI
Hidden
talent.
RAJU
ya.
Aapko pata hai aajakl marks
koi
nahin poochta. Kuch logon main
janm
se hee talent hota hai doosre
logon
ko manage kerne ka. To ye
college
aise talent ko parkhta hai
aur
students ko admission deta hai.
SHARMA
JI
OK.
Lekin aap kon ho? Aap kya college
walon
kee taraf se aaye ho.
RAJU
Nahin
nahin. Mera naam Narayanswami
hai.
Mera bhai R and R main padhaee
kiya.
Uskee placement pata kahan huee.
SHARMA
JI
Kahan
RAJU
Berkley
bank of USA
SHARMA
JI
Kya.
SHARMA
JI
Aur package maloom kya hai.
SHARMA
JI
Kya
RAJU
1
crore
SHARMA
JI
1
crore?
RAJU
Haan.
RAJU
Wo
log kewel chune hue students
hee
lete hain. Is sari prakriya
ko
gupt rakah jata hai. Admission
bhee
hotel main kee jatee hai.
SHARMA
JI
Lekin
aajkal to bahut se college
hain.
Hum kaise trust ker sakte
hain.
RAJU
Well
main college walon kee taraf
se
to nahin aya hun. Main kewal apne
experience
se bata raha hun. Main
to
yahan se gujar raha tha app logon
kee
batein kaan main pad gayee.
App
log pareshaan dikhe to socha
aapko
bata dun.
SHARMA
JI
Ok.
Kya aap unka address de sakte
hain?
RAJU
Ye
lijiye.
Raju
gives them a pamphlet.
RAJU
Ismein
sab likha hua hai.
SHARMA
JI
Ok.
Thank you.
RAJU
My
pleasure. Sach main ye bahut
accha
college hai. Ok main chalta
hun.
Bye.
SHARMA
JI
Bye.
Raju
leaves. Father and son read the pamphlet.
EXT.
ROAD – DAY
Four college
students are walking on the road. They are in casuals and having their bags on
shoulders. They are three boys Vicky, Rohan and Nakul and one girl Rosy.
VICKY
Yaa
aaj college bunk kerke
infinity
mall chalein.
ROHAN
Nahin
yaar. Pehle hee attendance
short
chal rahee hai.
RAJU
(V.O)
Excuse
me.
All
the four students turn around. They see Raju. He is in regular clothes now.
VICKY
Yes.
RAJU
Hello.
I am Goverdhan. Admintsatrion
officer
of R and R college.
ROHAN
Ok.
RAJU
Aap
log jaldee se kuch paise kamana
chahte
ho.
NAKUL
Nahin.
Chalo yaar chalte hain.
Mujhe
to thug lag raha hai.
VICKY
Ruk
na. Pooch to lete hain chakker
kya
hai. Ok. batatiye haemin kerna
kya
hoga.
RAJU
Acting.
NAKUL
Acting?
ROSY
Wao..kon
se movie main?
RAJU
Movie main nahin yaar. Suno.
Raju
starts telling students something which we don’t hear.
RAJU
Bas
yahi kerna hai aap logon ko.
To
aap log ready hain.
VICKY
Haan
bilkul.
RAJU
To
kal is pate per theek 10 baje
tak
pahunch jana. OK.
ROHAN
Ya
sure. Don’t worry. Hum log time
se
pahunch jayenge.
RAJU
Ok.
Bye.
VICKY,ROHAN,NAKUL
AND ROSY
Bye
sir.
INT.
RECEPTION – DAY
A receptionist
is sitting and checking her cell phone. On one side all four students are
sitting. Just then Father and son come in and go to the receptionist.
SHARMA
JI
Excuse
me. Hum log director se
milna
chahte hain.
RECEPTIONIST
OK.
Ek minute rukiye.
Receptionist
dials a number and talks.
RECEPTIONIST
Aapko
thoda intejaar kerna padega.
Director
sahib busy hain. Please
take
a seat.
Receptionist
indicates towards chairs lying opposite to four students.
VICKY
To
Rohan kahan huee teri placement.
ROHAN
Yar
HCL main.
VICKY
Oh
nice. Package kya hai.
ROHAN
50
lakhs. Aur teri.
VICKY
Infosys.
Mera bhee 50 lakhs hai.
Aur
nakul tera.
NAKUL
IBM.
60 lakhs.
ROSY
Wao.
That’s really great.
Father
and son are looking at the students with shock.
VICKY
Really
yar. R and R is awesome.
Yaad
hai jab hum logon se CAT
clear
nahin hua tha aur sab
log
haamra majak udate the.
ROHAN
Haan
yaar. Hum jaise bachhon ke
liye
R and R bhagwaan kee den
hai.
Even IIM students ko
bhee
ab aisee placements nahin
milti.
NAKUL
Hum log R and R ko really
bahut
miss karenege.
Sharm
ji leans toward the students.
SHARMA
JI
Excuse
me.
ROSY
jee.
SHARMA
JI
Aap
charon R and R ke students
ho.
ROSY
jee.
SHARMA
JI
Aap
logon kee sach main itni
acchee
placement huee hai.
ROSY
Haan
uncle. R and R rocks.
Father
looks at his son.
ANIL
(whispers)
Papa.
Mujhe isi college main
admission
lena hai.
Father
nods in yes.
INTT.
RECEPTION – DAY
Phone
of receptionist rings. She picks up the phone talks and then keeps it down.
RECEPTIONIST
Excuse
me. Director sahib ne aapko
bulaya
hai.
Father
and son go inside.
INT.
DIRECTOR’S OFFICE – DAY
We
see Raghu is sitting on director’s chair across the table. He is in suit. He
bears a wig with grey hairs and have fake moustaches. He is bearing a spects
also and is writing something. Father and son come there.
SHARMA
JI
Hello
sir.
Raghu
looks up.
RAGHU
Hello,
hello. Please come. Take
a
seat.
Both
father and son sits across Raghu.
RAGHU
Bataiye
kya sewa ker sakta hun
aapki.
SHARMA
JI
Sir
main angad Sharma aur ye mera
beta
Anil. Iske CAT main kam
percent
hai. Kya iska admission
ho
sakta hai aapke college main.
RAGHU
Score
kya hai?
ANIL
45%
RAGHU
Oh.
Ye to bahut kam hai. Ek to
hamare
pass ek hee seat bachee
hai.
Aur uske liye bhee MLA ka
phone
aa gaya. Apne bhateeje ke
liye.
SHARMA
JI
Please
director sahib. Mere bete
ko
admission de dijiye. Hum bade
ummed
leker aapke pass aayein hain.
RAGHU
Ok
Ok. Mr Sharma. Udaas mat hoiye.
Main
bhee apki terh baap hun. Main
aapka
dard samjh sakat hun. Theek
hai
main MLA ko mana ker deta hun.
Wo
naraj to bahut hoga lekin sambhal
lenge.
SHARMA
Matlab
aap mere bete ko admission de
rahe
hain.
RAGHU
Haan
100 percent. He deserves this
seat.
SHARMA
JI
Oh. Thank you director sahib.
Aapka
bahut bahut dhanayabaad.
RAGHU
Ab
aap jaiye aur ander accountant
baithe
hain tiwari ji. Wahan form
aur
fees bhar dijiye.
Raghu
indicates to adjacent cabin.
SHARMA
JI
Fees
kitni hai.
RAGHU
Kewel
Char laakh. Charon semester
ki
milaker.
SHARMA
JI
Kya.
Ye to bahut jayada hai.
RAGHU
MLA
sahib 15 lakh donation kee
baat
ker rahe the.
RAGHU
Nahin.
Aajkal ye to normal fees hai
waise.
Chal beta.
Father
and son get up and go to adjacent room.
INT.
OFFICE – DAY
We see Raju sitting
at a desk with some files and computer.
He is regular clothes.
Father and son come.
SHARMA
JI
Excuse
me. Kya aap mr tiwari ho?
RAJU
Ji
ji. Please come. Please baithiye.
SHARMA
JI
Aisa
lagta hai aapko kahin dekha
hai.
RAJU
Kkk kyaa…kahan..kab..
Tries
to think.
SHARMA
JI
Um…yaad
nahin aa raha.
RAJU
Chalo
accha hai.
SHARMA
JI
Kya
RAJU
Nahin..wo
mera matlab ek jaise surat
ke
saat log hote hain duniya main.
To
shayad aapne mere kisi humshakal
ko
dekh liya ho.
SHARMA
JI
Ho
sakta hai.
RAJU
Ok
ye sab chodiye. Chaliye admission
ka
kaam pura kerte hain. Dakhila to
mil
gaya na.
SHARMA
JI
Jee
haan. Director ne badi mushkil
se
haan kee hai. Fees aap hee lenge.
RAJU
Jee.
Raju
gives them a form. The boy takes the form and starts filling it.
RAJU
Please
ye form bhar dijiye. Fees to
aapko
pata hai na. Char lakh. Only.
SHARMA
JI
Haan
haan. Sab pata hai. Lekin
vasool
to ho jayega na baad main.
RAJU
Are
hazar guna jyada.
Father
takes out big bundles from his leather bag and place at the table. Raju
measures and counts them.
Raghu
looks through the window of other room.
The
boy returns the form. Raju puts stamps and sign. And gives them receipt.
RAJU
Ok.
Congrats. Ab aap R and R college
ke
student hain. Batch 1st march se
start
hoga. Time se pahunch jana
ok.
We value punctuality.
ANIL
Sure
sir.
SHARMA
JI
Ok.
Thank you very much Tiwariji.
Ab
hum chalte hain.
RAJU
Ji
ji. Bye
Father
and son go out. Raghu comes in room.
Both
Raju and Raghu start dancing.
EXT.
VACANT LOT – DAY
A car comes
and stops. Father and son come out. They see here and there but there are empty
lots. They ask a person.
SHARMA
JI
Bhai
sahib. Bhai sahib.
MAN
Ji.
SHARMA
JI
Ye
22 bata 4 kahan padega
MAN
Yahi
to hai.
SHARMA
JI
Lekin
yahan R and R college kahan
hai.
MAN
College.
Bhai sahib yahan 5 km tak
koi
school nahin hai. Aap college
dhoondh
rahe ho.
Father
and son look at each other and started crying.
SHARMA
JI
Hai..hum lut gaye..
