TREATMENT
Working title: RAGHU AND RAJU
Written by: Ajaib Singh
XX
Raghu is sitting in the train going from Jaipur to Delhi. He looks at Raju sitting in front of him.
Just then TT enters the compartment.
Raghu worriedly looks at Raju and asks whether he was having ticket. Raju says no. Even Raghu wasn’t having ticket.
TT comes to them and asks for ticket.
Raghu gives TT hundred rupees note and winks. TT then asks Raju for ticket. Raju says he doesn’t have ticket. TT asks for money. But Raju says he won’t give him money. TT asks him to get off the train.
Raju laughs. He then shows TT his cell phone. He shows him the recording of TT taking bribe from Raghu. I will show this to police and you will be fired, says Raju.
TT becomes very fearful. He pleads before him. Raju says if he will give him 400 rupees he will delete the recording.TT gives him 400 rupees and leaves.
Raju and Raghu smiles at each other. Raju gives Raghu 200 rupees .
No need bro- says Raghu.
Why not bro! After all we both made this plan so fifty-fifty.
Raghu - We both have same frequency of brain. What say?
Raju - Yes.
Raghu -So friends?
Raghu extends his hand. Raju shakes it.
Raju -Yes. Friends.
XX
Raju and Raghu start chatting for time pass. Raju tells about his reason of leaving home.
I just graduated in commerce with passing marks. Tried for jobs and gave so many interviews but got no jobs. Parents were always scolding him. One day father scolded very much and he left the home.
Raghu says that his reason of leaving home is exactly the same.
Raghu then tells about his dreams – he says he wants to live life like his rich friends. Who bear branded clothes, go to discs, drive cars and throw parties. But he has no money. So he wants to earn quick bucks soon and live like rich. Otherwise life will be wasted.
Surprisingly Raju’s ideology about life was also the same.
XX
On reaching Delhi, Raghu and Raju take an apartment on rent and start living. One day land owner comes to collect rent. Raghu tells him that they can give rent only next week since they had not got salary yet. Landowner gets angry hearing this. He gives them a brief lecture and leaves with a warning to get the rent ready by next week.
Raghu and Raju thinks of a plan to get money for paying the rent. Raju becomes a blind person. He bears black spectacles and walks with a white stick meant for blind people. They go to a house in the building. When an aunty opens the door Raghu says – Hello madam. We are from VISION, an NGO for the welfare of blind people. He is Mr Murli – the secretary. He is blind himself.
Raju gives his own speech – We are blind but we are not beggars madam. What we need is just a little motivation, little understanding and little help from the society.
The lady is touched and she gives them Rs 500 as donation. Raghu gives her the receipt. They then go to other houses in the building. By evening they collect Rs 10,000. They come to their room and chat.
Raju - This will pay the rent for this month only. We have to think something big buddy.
Raghu - Ya. We have to make big sums. Don’t worry we will work out something soon.
Raju – Ok. Let’s go to disco and enjoy the life.
Raghu – You got money.
Raju – Come yar. Sab ho jayega.
And both of them go out.
XX
Raghu and Raju reach a disco. They are in strange dress. Raghu chew pan and his lips are red. He is bearing a thick golden chain. His hairs are oily. Raju is in colourful clothes and bearing black googles.There they see a pot - bellied middle aged businessman. The businessman was staring hungrily at a young lady dressed in very less clothes. She was standing near the bar and sipping drink.
Raghu comes to the man and starts chatting.
Raghu - Mangta kya………
Businessman - What?
Raghu -She is service provider.
Businessman - Didn’t get you.
Raghu -Dhandhe wali yar. And I am her pimp.
Businessman - What?
Raghu -Yes.
Businessman - She doesn’t look like some dhande wali.
Raghu – She serves elite class only. So you want?
Businessman – What are her charges?
Raghu -25K for full nite, 15K for two hours.
Businessman - Baap re. It’s too much.
Just then Raju came to Raghu and started chatting.
Raju – Hey Rustum Bhai! How’s everything. And who is that new mall. I want her. What are her rates?
Raghu -30K for full nite.
Raju - Please give some discount. After all I am your old client. Should I give 20K.
Raghu -No. Look at her beauty. Plus she is virgin.
Raju – Oh, really. Well I don’t have cash right now. But will surely arrange next week. Please bhai till then keep her virgin.
Raju leaves. Raghu and businessman start chatting again.
Raghu -So you still don’t believe me. There is long line for her boss. And since you are new client I am giving you discount rates. Such item can go for 40K even.
The businessman stares more hungrily at the girl.
Businessman – OK, I want her.
The businessman counts 25K and gives it to Raghu. Raghu writes some fake address on a slip and gives it to businessman.
Raghu -Take it to her. And tell that Rustam Bhai has sent you. Go and enjoy . Full nite.
Raghu leaves. Businessman goes to young lady and shows her slip.
Businessman - Rustam bhai has sent me.
Young lady - What?
Businessman – I paid 35K .
Young lady – Are you crazy or what? What are you saying?
Businessman –I want your virginity.
The girl gives a tight slap to businessman. Just then her boyfriend who is a big bodybuilder comes.
Boyfriend -What happened Sania?
Young lady - Look Sandy he is eve-teasing me.
The body builder starts beating the businessman.
At the same time Raghu and Raju were dancing madly - in some other disc of Delhi of-course without get-up.
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