Friday, September 26, 2014

EPISODE 3: THE FAKE DIRECTOR



 EPISODE 3: THE FAKE DIRECTOR



INT. RUBY’S APARTMENT – DAY

Ruby is sitting. Just then Raghu and Raju come there.

RAGHU
Hi Ruby.

RUBY
Hi. Raghu and Raju. Aao aao.

RAJU
Kya baat hai. Aaj badi khush
lag rahee ho.

RUBY
Haan. Baat hee khusi kee hai.

RAGHU
Kya hua. Tumhe koi lead role
mil gaya kya.

RUBY
Hai. Itni bhee khusee kee baat
nahin hai.


RAJU
To fir kya baat hai. Haemin bhee
to batao.


RUBY
I am in relationship.

RAGHU
Kya.

RAJU
Sataynash.


RUBY
Bolo hai na khushi kee baat.




RAGHU
Hmm. Haan ..haan


RAJU
Lekin ye to bataiye kon hai wo…
malech.

RUBY
Wo director hai.


RAJU
Oh. Kon si film direct kee hain.

RUBY
10-15 kee hain lekin unfortunately
release nahin ho payee koi bhee.

RAJU
 Oh. Bahut badhiya.

RAGHU
Haan bina release ke 15 filmein
direct kerna bhee koi choti moti
baat nahin hai.

RUBY
Aur sabse badee baat to ye hai
usne mujhse promise kiya hai.

RAGHU
Kaisa promise.

RUBY
Ki wo jaldee hee mujhe bade bade
producers se milwayega. Taki mujhe
kisi badee film main main lead role
mil sake.

RAGHU
Sach main.

RUBY
Haan. Aur nahin to kya.






Phone of Ruby rings. She takes the call.

RUBY
Haan jaanu. Kab. Kahan. Really.
Ok. Bye.


She cuts the phone.      
RUBY
Ok guys. Mujhe jana hai.
Akhil ne bulaya hai.

RAJU 
Akhil kon?

RUBY
Are Akhil. Mera bf.

RAJU 
Oh.

RUBY
Ok. Main chaltee hun.


RAJU
Bye.

RAGHU
Yar ye murgi to hamare haat se
nikal gayee.

RAJU 
Lekin yaar mujhe to koi locha
lagta hai.

RAGHU
Locha. Kaisa locha.

RAJU 
Usne 15 filmein direct kee hain
aur ek bhee release nahin huee.

RAGHU
Are haan. Ye to hai.







RAJU
Aise bade sare log hain industry
main. Jo bholi bhali kanyaon ko
fansate hain aur unka galat
fayda uthate hain.

RAGHU
Matlab hamari Ruby museebat
main hai. Main aisa nahin hone
dunga.

RAJU
Main bhee.

RAGHU
Chal. Chalte hain.

Both go out.


INT. AKHIL’S APARTMENT – DAY

Ruby is sitting with Akhil. He is holding her hand. Raghu and Raju are listening from other room.

AKHIL
              Tum is duniya kee sabse khoobsurat
ladkee ho.

RUBY
Tumhari meeting kaise rahee farah
khan wali.

AKHIL
Man kerta hai tumhe leke khandala
chala jaun.

RUBY
Koi nayee film mili.

AKHIL
Kabhee kabhee sochta hun ye film
industry ka chakker hee chod dun.
Bus tumhare sath family basa lun.

RUBY
Mujhe role kab dila rahe ho.





AKHIL
Meri bahon main aa jao.


Akhil tries to hug Ruby. She pushes him and tries to shake him.

RUBY
Akhil. Utho. Utho. Sapnon kee
duniya se baher aao.

Akhil opens his eyes.

AKHIL
Haan. Kuch kaha tumne.

RUBY
Haan. Maine kaha mujhe role kab
dila rahe ho.


AKHIL
Haan bahut jaldee. Bus jaldee he
ek contract sign hone wala hai.
Ready rehna.

RUBY
Really.


AKHIL
Haan.


RUBY
Ok. Ab main chaltee hun.
Bye.

AKHIL
Bye.


Ruby goes out.
Just then another girl comes in.

AKHIL
Hi Sarika.




SARIKA
Hi Akhil.

AKHIL
Aao baitho. Main tumhare bare
main hee soch raha tha. Tum duniya
kee sabse khoobsurat ladkee ho.

RAGHU (WHISPERS)
Are ye to wahi wala dialogue
hai.

SARIKA 
              Mujhe film main role kab dilwa
rahe ho.



AKHIL
Bahut jaldee. Jaldee hee mujhe ek
film milne wali hai. Tumhe lead
role milega usme.

SARIKA
Really.

AKHIL
Haan.

RAJU
Ban gaya kaam.

RAGHU 
              Chal chalte hain.


Raghu and Raju go out.

INT. RUBY’S APARTMENT – DAY

Ruby is doing some exercises. Raghu and Raju come.

RAGHU 
Hi Ruby.

RAJU
Kya ker rahee ho.



RUBY
Hi.

RAGHU 
Hum ek khuskhabri laye hain.
I mean buri khaber.

RUBY
Kya.

RAJU 
Actually tumhara bf hai na.


RUBY
Haan.


RAJU
Wo tumse cheating ker raha hai.


RUBY
Kya matlab.

RAGHU 
Double cross.


RUBY
Tum log bol kya rahe ho.

RAGHU 
Actual wo Akhil hai na. wo
bholi bhali ladkiyon ko fansata
hai. Role ka zhoota bahana deker.


RUBY
Shut up aisa nahin ho sakta.

RAJU
Kamal hai. Humne apni aankhon se
dekha hai.

RUBY
Kya dekha hai.





RAGHU 
Actually hamare dost ki behen hai
Riya. Wo bhee tumhari terh
actress banana chahti hai. Us din
hum log ek party main the. Wahan
usne bataya ki uska naya bf bana
hai. Akhil naam ka jo filmon ka
director hai. Aur usne 15 filmein
kee hain jo abhee release nahin
huee hain.

RAJU
Pehle to humein biswas nahin hua.
kyunki Akhil to tumhara bf hai.
But baad main humne Akhil ko
Riya ke sath dekha.

RUBY
Zooth bol rahe ho tum log.

RAGHU 
Aur hum aisa kyun karenege.

RUBY
Kyunki tum log mujh per line
marte ho.


RAJU
Ye lo. Aisa kuch nahin. Hum donon
kee already ek-ek gf hai.


RAGHU 
Hum sach keh rahe hain. Akhil
accha ladka nahin hai. Use chod
do.

RUBY
Ok. Lekin tum logon ke pass koi
saboot hai is baat ka.

RAGHU 
Saboot.

RUBY
Haan saboot.




RAJU 
Saboot hum lana bhool gaye. Lekin
tum chahti ho to hum saboot le
aayenge. Isme kon see badee baat
hai.

RUBY
Thik hai. Jao pehle saboot leker aao.
Fir baat kernege. Ab main ja rahee
hun shower lene. Good bye.

RAJU 
Bye.

RAGHU 
Chal yar.

RAJU
Kahan.

RAGHU 
              Sabot lane.

Both go out.


INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju are walking to and fro. They are thinking.

RAGHU 
Yaar. Ab kyaa krein. Saboot kahan
se layein.


RAJU
Idea.

RAGHU 
Bol.

RAJU
Idhar sun.

Raju discusses in his ear.






INT. AKHIL’S APARTMENT – DAY

Akhil is sitting. Just then doorbell rings.

Raju is in getup of a hot girl. Raghu is acting as bf.

RAJU
Hello sir.


AKHIL
Kon ho aap log.


RAJU
Jee main Kamini. Bahut door se
aaee hun.

AKHIL
Boliye kya kaam hai.

RAJU
Jee main filmon main kaam kerna
chahti hun. Aap to itne bade
director hain. Aap mujhe role
de sakte hain.

Akhil looks at Raghu.

AKHIL
Ye kon hai.



RAJU
Mera bf.


AKHIL
Kya.


RAJU
Mujhe aapse kuch private main baat
kerni hai.





AKHIL
Haan

Raju and Akhil go to a corner.


AKHIL
Haan bolo

RAJU
Wo mera permanent bf nahin hai.


AKHIL
Matlab.

RAJU
Aise hee. Temporary.


AKHIL
Acchaa.

RAJU
Haan ye to baaher ke kaamon ke
liye hai.

AKHIL
Baher ke kaam.

RAJU
Haan jaise mobile recharge, samose
aur cold drinka lana. Ya bike
se transport vaigarah.


AKHIL
Oh smajha. Very good.




RAJU
Bataiye na. Aap lead role de
sakte ho.

AKHIL
Haan. Haan. Kyun nahin. lekin
mujhe kya milega.

RAJU
Jo aap chaho.

AKHIL
Sach main.


RAJU
Haan. Main koi bhee compromise
ker saktee hun.


AKHIL
Accha. Mujhe neend aa rahee
hai.

RAJU
Mujhe bhee. Bedroom kidhar
hai.

AKHIL
Udhar. Lekin aapke bf ko problem
nahin hogi.


RAJU
Nahin. Bola na wo temporary
hai.


AKHIL
Ok. To chalein.

Raju and Akhil go to bedroom. Akhil closes the door.

Raju and Akhil sit on bed. Raju tries to hug Akhil. Just then he sees Raghu at window with camera.



AKHIL
Ek minute rukna.



Akhil shuts the window.

RAJU
Oh shit.

Akhil comes and tries to remove his shirt.


RAJU
Aaa..

AKHIL
What happened?  

RAJU
Mere pet main bahut dard ho raha
hai.


AKHIL
              Kaisa dard. Achanka se.

RAJU
              Haan golgappe khaye the. Marod pad
rahe hain.


AKHIL
Kya. To Abhi kuch nahi ho sakta.



RAJU
Nahin. Abhee main doctor ke pass ja
rahee hun. But don’t worry main
agle Monday ko jaroor aaungi.

AKHIL
Ok.

Raju gets up and goes out.


INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Raghhu and Raju are sitting.

RAJU
Yaar ye to bada kamina nikla.


RAGHU
Use kaise pata chala main
khidki ke baher hun.





RAJU
Pata nahin. Purana khiladee hai.
isliye sab pata hai.

RAGHU
To ab kya karein. Sabot kaise
laayein.


RAJU
Kuch to sochna padega.

Both try to think.


INT. RUBY’S APARTMENT – DAY

Ruby is practising dancing on a tune.

Raghu and Raju come.
    

RAJU
Hi Ruby.

RUBY
Hi.

RAGHU
Tum to bahut accha dance ker
letie ho.



RUBY

Really. Oh thank you. thank you. Bolo
kaise aana hua.

RAGHU
Nahin. Aise hee.


RUBY
Kyun. Saboot nahin laaye. Tum log
to gaye the.





RAJU
Haan. haan. Laye hain na.


RUBY
Sach main. Really.

RAGHU
Ya.  

RUBY
Ok. To batao.


RAJU
Chal bata.
                            



RUBY
Batana kya hai. Main saboot mang
rahi hun.

RAJU
Yahi hai na sabot. Ye witness
hai. Chasmdeed gawah.

RUBY
Matlab.


RAJU
Matlab isne Akhil ko kisi ke sath
kuch kerte dekha.

RUBY
Sach main.


RAGHU
Haan.

RUBY
Ok. To kiske sath aur kya kerte
dekha. 



RAGHU
Kal maine dekha. Ek ladkee Akhil
ke pass kaam mangne aayee apne
bf ke saath. To Akhil ne use
compromise kerne ke liye kaha.
Aur bedroom main le gaya.

RUBY
Fir.


RAGHU
Fir kya.

RAJU 
Aage kya hua.


RAGHU
Fir to darwaja band ho gaya.

RUBY
To sabot kahan hua fir. Ho sakta
ho usne uska audition liya ho.


RAJU
Band kamre main. Audition.

RUBY
Ho sakta hai. Sone ka scene ho.
Aur wo use lete hue dekhna chahta
ho.


RAGHU
Nahin.

RUBY
Nahin ya to tum pukhta sabot lao
verna Akhil per keechad uchalna
chod do. Kyun media ko bhookhe
marna chahte ho. Ye kaam unka
hai.Chalo ab jao. Akhil aane wala
hai.
                            

RAGHU
Akhil yahan.




RUBY
Haan. Hum dono dinner date ke
liye ja rahe hain. bye.

Raghu and Raju leave sadly.


INT. RUBY’S APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju are peeping from the door.

Akhil and Ruby are talking.

AKHIL
Aaj main tumhe dinner per leker
chalunga. Fir movie dekhenge.

RUBY
Really.

AKHIL
Haan. Aur raat ko mere yahan hee
ruk jana.

RUBY
Wo to mushkil hai.

AKHIL
Kyun. Main tumhe apni banaee
latest film dikhaunga.

RUBY
Ok. dekhenge. Chalein.

Ruby and Akhil leave.


INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju are in room.

RAGHU
Yaar suna tune.
                            

RAJU
Haan yar.




RAGHU
Yar isse pehle Akhil Ruby ko
seduce kerne main safal ho jaye
haemin saboot lana hee hoga.

RAJU
Lekin per kaise. Wo to ladki
ander le jane ke baad khidki
darwaje sab band ker deta hai.


RAGHU
Mere pass iska ek upaaiye hai.

RAJU 
Sach main. Bol kya.

Raghu tells in Raju’s ear.


RAJU
Are wah. To chala jaye.

Both leave.


INT. AKHIL’S APARTMENT – DAY

Akhil is talking to another girl.


GIRL
Tum sach bol rahe ho. Ye
role mujhe hee milega na.

AKHIL
Haan baby. Mera yakeen karo.
Bas agle saunday ko mil jana
bas.

GIRL
Ok. Main jarror aaungi. Ab main
chaltee hun. Mujhe ek producer
ke pass bhee milne jana hai.
ok. Bye.






AKHIL
Bye.

The girl leaves. Raghu and Raju come. Both are in their get ups.

RAJU
Hello Akhil ji.

AKHIL
Are tum. Mujhe to lag raha
tha tum nahin aaogi.

RAJU
Are aati kaise nahin. Ishk
main majboor jo hun.


AKHIL
Aayee to aayee lekin is manhoos
ko kyun sath le aayee.

RAJU
Kya karun. Jaamna mere husn ka
deewana hai. Ye bodyguard ka
bhee kaam ker leta hai.



AKHIL
Accha ye batao. Pet ka dard kaisa
hai.


RAJU
Wo to usee din thik ho gaya tha.
Darasl maine na bahut se
golgaape aur bhelpuri khaa lee
thee. Doctor ne ek goli dee. Sab
kuch ek sath nikal gaya. Bada
aaraam aaya.

AKHIL
To kuch romantic batein karein.


RAJU
Haan. Haan chalo. Bedrrom
udhar hee hai na.

AKHIL
Haan.


Raju goes to bedroom. Akhil follows him.


INT. AKHIL’S APARTMENT - BEDROOM – DAY

Raju sits on bed.  

AKHIL
Ek minute aaya.

Akhil shuts the door. He then goes to window. Raju takes the pen out and switches on the camera. He puts the pen on shirt.

Akhil comes to Raju.

AKHIL
Chalo ab koi khatra nahin.
Chalo shuru karein.

RAJU
Haan.



AKHIL
Chalo neeche baitho.




RAJU
Neeche. Kyun.

AKHIL
              Are baitho to sahi.


RAJU
Ok. Lo.

Raju sits on floor. Akhil comes and hold him from hairs.





RAJU
Are ye kya ker rahe ho.


AKHIL
Kuch nahin. Ye meri fantasy hai.


RAJU
Please aisa mat karo. Mere
baal ukhad jayenge.

Akhil keeps pulling and shaking the hairs.


RAJU
Hai. Dard ho raha hai. chodo
mere baalon ko.

AKHIL
Nahin. Bahut maja aa raha hai.


Just then the wig comes off.

AKHIL
Oh no. Tu to ladka hai.

Akhil then takes the pen.

AKHIL
Spy camera.

Akhil breaks the camera.




AKHIL
Ruk ja kamine. Abhee police ko
bulata hun.


RAJU
Police. Nahin aisa mat kerna.

Akhil tries to dial number. Raju runs out of the room.



INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju are in the room.

RAJU
Kya yaar. Sara plan chopat ho
gaya.


RAGHU
Ye kya ho raha hai mere sath.
Kya Ruby kabhee meri nahin ho
payegi.

RAJU
Nahin. Aisa mat bol. Kuch sochte
hain.



EXT. COMPOUND – DAY

Raghu and raju are in the compound. Ruby passes by.

RAGHU
Hello Ruby kahan ja rahee ho.  

RUBY
Aare kuch mat puccho. Aaj Akhil
ne bulaya hai. Koi role dilwane
wala hai. Accha main chalti hun.
Already late ho chuki hun. Bye.

Ruby leaves.




RAGHU
Yar wo sadakchap director Ruby
ko role dila raha hai.



RAJU
Role aur wo. Mujhe to lagta hai role
ke lalch main Ruby ka galat fayda
na uthaye. Dekha nahin kitna tharki
hai.



RAGHU
Haan yar us per najar rakhni
padegi.

RAJU
Hmmm.


INT. AKHIL’S APARTMENT – DAY

Akhil and Ruby are sitting in front of each other.

AKHIL
Lo Ruby peeo. Fir main bataunga
tumhara role kya hai.

Ruby drinks. Her vision becomes hazy.

RUBY
Are? Mujhe kya ho raha hai. Ye
kya milaya hai tumne isme.

Ruby faints.

AKHIL
Ha ha ha. Ruby darling ab aayega
maja.

Akhil lifts Ruby and takes to bedroom.



INT. AKHIL’S APARTMENT - BEDROOM – DAY

Akhil tries to open Ruby’s shirt. Just then Raghu and Raju come. They start beating him.




RAJU
Haaramkhor.

Raju punches him. Raghu kicks him.






AKHIL
Hai. chodo mujhe.



They beat him with punches and kicks.


INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Ruby opens her eyes and sees Raghu and Raju. She wakes up with a start and looks around.


RUBY
Kahan hai wo kammena. Kahan hai  
haramzada.


RAGHU
              Kon.

RUBY
Wohi Akhil. Jante ho usne meri
drink main kuch milaya tha.
Chodungi nahin use.

RAJU 
Jane do. Aaj ke baad wo tumhara
naam lene se bhee kampenga.

RUBY
Kya. Kya kiya tum logon ne.

RAJU
Kuch nahin. Bas halki see dhunaee.

RUBY
Halki kyun. Uski to ache se kerte.


RAGHU
Kaise kerte.

RUBY
Kyun.

RAGHU
Tumhara boyfriend jo hai.



RUBY
Shut up.

Ruby smiles and throw a pillow on them. Everybody laughs.


Thursday, September 25, 2014

TV Serial Concept - Raghu and Raju


RAGHU AND RAJU
(MUMBAI KE DO THUG
( INSE BACHKE REHNA)


CONCEPT
Two youths named Raghav and Ranjan ( Raghu and Raju) could not find any jobs after graduation. Hence they end up becoming con – artists. They con rich and misers to extort money from them. However at heart they are good and always help those who need helps like poor, children etc.
They stay at a miser landlord Rangeela bhai at Mumbai. He has many apartments which he gives to tenants which keep changing from time to time. The interaction of Raghu and Raju with these tenants is variable. They help some, con some and yet flirt and romance some others. Raghu and Raju interact with random people outside this premise also.
The episodes of this  TV series are stand alone i.e each episode has different story (like sarabhai vs sarabhai or friends).
The other unique thing of this series which makes them stand out from other serials is that the two con-artist don different roles. They always come in different getups like girl, aunty, baba ji, prince, Hollywood singer etc to name a few. Thought the serial is fully for entertainment it awares people also about day to day modus operandii of many con-artists and scamsters and can help them from getting conned.

PREMISES
Story occurs at a landlord who rents apartments to tenants. Landlord  lives with his daughter Minchi. Raghu and Raju lives there permanently. Tenants come and go from time to time.

SUMMARY OF TEN EPISODES:

1 VISITORS FROM HOGWART: Raghu and Raju come to stay at rented apartment of Rangeela Bhai. They get to meet different tenants staying there – Bhinde ji, wife and son; Divorced Aastha and her son; Ruby a struggling actress, Kaviraaj an annoying classical singer. In this episode Raghu and Raju helps Bhinde’s son who is pressurized by his parents to study always and is not allowed to play outside. Raghu and Raju come as Dumbledore and Hagrid and tell Bhinde they have to take his son to magic world. Bhinde is not keen in sending his son but they threaten him with dire consequences. Bhinde gets fearful and agrees. Raghu and Raju offers him a solution. They charge him money and after many funny tactics bring him a rejection certificate from magic world. This is how they solve his problem.

2 CHILD’S CUSTODY : Aastha is troubled by her husband Anil who wants the custody of his son Arpit. He himself has a loose character but accuses Aastha of that. He tries to take Arpit away forcefully but Raghu and Raju intervenes and prevents it. He threatens to come with court order and police. Raghu and Raju think of a plan. Raju becomes a girl and they go to Anil. Raju laces his drink with sedative and when he faints they take photos of his in compromising condition. When Anil comes to Aastha with inspector,  Raghu shows inspector the phototgraph. Inspector scolds Anil and asks to leave Aastha and her son alone.

3 FAKE DIRECTOR : Raghu and Raju likes Ruby who lives next door and is a struggling actress. One day she tells them that she gets a boyfriend who is a director. He had done many films but not a single is released. Raghu and Raju finds it strange. They spy on the director.They find that he is making fake promises to all girls and in fact a Casanova. They tell to Ruby but she refuses to believe them. Raghu and Raju then make a plan. Raju becomes a girl and they go to director and ask for a role. Director hints for compromise and Raju agrees. As they go to bedroom Raghu started filming. But then director pulled the wig of Raju. They had to flee. Next day Ruby goes to director. He gives her drink laced with sedatives. When Ruby faints he tries to take advantage. Just then Raghu and Raju come and beat the shit out of the director.

4 BUNGALOW ON SALE: Raghu and Raju meet a man who is taking his father to USA. After father and son leave the big bungalow is lying vacant. Raghu becomes a sick and dying owner of the house and Raju as property dealer. They give ads about sale of the bungalow. One client Mr. Murgiwala comes. They sell the bungalow of worth 5 crore for just 25 lakhs. Later another man Mr Donga comes and claims the house to be his. It is revealed that Raghu and Raju had sold the house to Mr Donga also.

5 KALAKAAR: Raghu and Raju are sleeping but wake up in the middle of night. Kaviraaj is doing his riyaaz. They go to him and ask him to stop. Instead he gives them ear-muffs. They want to get rid of him. Next day Raju bring Raghu who is in make-up of a producer. Raghu (producer) tells Kaviraaj that he has heard his riyaaz and is very much impressed with his voice. He wants to take him as musician to his next film. Kaviraaj is very happy. Raghu then tell his condition that he should make the music in a jungle. Kaviraaj agrees and then leaves for his village. Kaviraaj returns after a week. But Raghu and Raju brainwash Rangeela that Kaviraaj had got STD and was gone for treatment but it is not cured. He can spread the disease to all. Rangeela then asks him 15 lakhs rent per month. Kaaviraaj abuses him and leaves.

6 MBA COLLEGE: Raghu and Raju are in dire need of money. They plan a scam. They open a fake college for MBA. They then hired four students who tell lies about their very high placements by the college in companies like Bentley, HCL etc. A father with his son are lured by this and take admission. Later when they go to address of college they find only abandoned land.

7 BOUNTY HUNTER: Rangeela comes to Raghu and Raju and tells that Minchi has run away with Vicky. They say they know a bounty hunter who can bring her back. Raghu then becomes the bounty hunter and takes money. Raghu and Raju go to Minchi and find that there was no Vicky. But they give her money and ask her to play the game with them. Minchi agrees. Raju and Raghu ( bounty hunter ) go back to Rangeela and returns him Minchi. They tell him that they have killed Vicky and needs money to hide the dead body. They extort more money from Rangeela and leave.

8 THE VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND : A new tenant Nelly comes to live at Rangeela’s apartments. Raghu and Raju devlop crush towards her. But when they meet her they find she already has a boyfriend named Sahil. They made a plan to get rid of the boyfriend. They tell Nelly that they suspect Sahil is a Vampire. But she asks for proof. Raghu and Raju then become director and AD from Dharma production and visits Sahil. They offer him lead role of vampire. But give a condition that he will act like vampire everywhere even with his girlfriend. Sahil then tells Nelly that he doesn’t go in sunshine and never sleeps. Nelly suspects him but still needs proof. Raghu and Raju then ask Sahil to act a scene in which he will drink blood from a ladies throat. While sahil is doing the scene Raghu calls Nelly. Nelly sees Sahil drinking blood of the lady . She screams in horror and run away. Raghu and Raju become very happy.

9 BABAGIRI : Raghu and Raju are running short on money. So they hatch a new plan. They tried to start a business of BABAGIRI. They hire three fake people and ask them to do acting. The three fakesters tell lies to a crowd that Baba Sigriwale ( who is Raghu) has given totkas which has solved their different problems. People are befooled by this and  start coming to Baba ji and they start extorting money from them in their own style.

10 SECRET OF  ZOMBIE: Rangeela ji comes to Raghu and Raju and asks them to spy on Minchi and find her  secret lover. Raghu and Raju tells it to Minchi and hatches a plan to extort money from Rangeela. They tell Rangeela that they have found the lover of Minchi and it is a zombie. They take him to an abandoned house and shows the zombie – which is in fact Raju in the make-up of zombie. The zombie tells Minchi that he plans to kill her father. She resists so he wants to kill her also. She flees. Raghu and Raju then informs Rangeela that a person called  Yaatoba – a Chinese zombie killer can solve his problem. They bring Yayatoba who is Raghu actually. They then take money from Rangeela ji and stages the murder of zombie in funny way.





Wednesday, September 24, 2014



Concept
Two youths named Raghav and Ranjan ( raghu and raju) could not find any jobs after graduation. Hence they end up being con –artists. They con rich and misers to extort money from them. however at heart they are good and always those who need helps like poor, children etc.
They stay at a miser landlord rangeela bhai at Mumbai. He has many apartments which he gives to tenants which keeps changing from time to time. the interaction of raghu and raju with these tenants is variable. They help some, con some and flirt and romance  yet some others. Raghu and raju interact with other people outside this premises also.
The episodes of this  TV series are stand alone i.e each episode has different story (like sarabhai vs sarabhai or friends).
The other unique thing of this series which makes them stand out from other serials is that the two con-artist don different roles. They always comes in different getups like girl, aunty, baba ji, prince, Hollywood singer etc to name a few.

Premises
Story occurs at a landlord who rents apartments to tenants. Landlord  lives with his daughter Minchi. Raghu and raju lives there permanently. Tenants come and go from time to time.

Summary of ten episodes:
1 Visitors from Hogwart: Raghu and Rraju come to stay at rented apartment of Rangeela Bhai. They get to meet different teanats staying there – bhinde ji, wife and son; Divorced Aastha and her son; Ruby a struggling actress, Kaviraaj an annoying classical singer. In this episode raghu and raju helps Bhinde’s son who is pressurized by parents to study always and is not allowed to play outside. Raghu and raju come aa Dumbledore and hagrid and tell bhinde they have to take his son to magic world. Bhinde is not keen in sending his son but they threaten him with dire consequences. Bhinde is sad. Raghu and raju offers him a solution. They charge him money and then come and shows him a rejection certificate from magic world. This is how they solve his problem.
2 Child’s custody : Aastha is troubled by her husband Anil who wants the custody of his son arpit. He himself has a loose character but accuse aastha of that. He tries to take arpit away forcefully but raghu and raju intervenes and prevents it. he threatens to come with court rder and police. raghu and raju thinks of a plan. raju becomes a girl and they go to anil. Raju laces his drik with sedative and when he faints they take photos of his in compromising condition. When anil comes to aastha with inspector raghu shows inspector the phtotgraph. Inspector scolds anil and asks to leave aastha and her son alone.




3 Fake director
Raghu and raju likes ruby who lives next door and is a struggling actress. One day she tells them that she gets a bf who is a director. he had done many films but not a single is released. Raghu and rajy finds it strange. They spy on the director. they find that he is making fake promise to all girls and in fact a Casanova. They tell to ruby but she refuses to believe them. raghu and raju then makes a plan. raju becomes a girl and they go to director and asks for a role. Director hints for compromise and raju agrees. As they go to bedroom raghu started filming. But then director pulled the wig of raju. They had to flee. Next day ruby goes to director. he gives her drink laced with sedatives. When ruby faints he tries to take advantage. Just then raghu and raju come ane beat the shit out of the director.
4 Bungalow on sale
Raghu and raju meets a man who is taking his father to usa. After father and son leave the big bungalow is lying vacant. Raghu becomes a sick and dying owner of the house and raju as property dealer. They give ads about sale of the bungalow. One client mr murgiwala comes. They sell the bungalow of worth 5 crore for just 25 lakhs. Later another man mr donga comes and claims the house to be his. It is revealed that raghu and raju had sold the house to mr donga also.
5 Kalakaar
Raghu and raju are sleeping. But wake up in the middle of night. kaviraaj is doing his riyaaz.
They go to him and ask him to stop. Instead he gives them ear-muffs. They want to get rid of him. next day raju bring raghu who is in make-up of a producer. Raghu (producer) tells kaviraaj that he has heard his riyaaz and is very much impressed with his voice. He wants to take him as musician to his next film. Kaviraaj is very happy. Raghu then tell his condition that he should make the music in a jungle. Kaviraaj agrees and then leaves for his village. Kaviraaj returns after a week. But raghu and raju brainwashe rangeela that kaviraaj had got STD and was gone for treatment but it is not cured. He can spread the disease to all. Rangeela then asks him 15 lakhs rent per month. Kaaviraaj abuses him and leaves.
6 MBA college
Raghu and raju are in dire need of money. they plan a scam. They open a fake college for MBA. They then hired four students who tell lies about very high placements by the college in companies like Bentley, HCL etc. A father with his son comes and takes admission. Later when they go to address of college they find only abandoned land.
7 Bounty hunter
Rangeela comes to raghu and raju and tells that minchi has run away with Vicky. They say thn know a bounty hunter who can bring her back . raghu then becomes the bounty hunter and takes money. raghu and rjau goes to minchi and finds that there was no Vicky. But they give her money and aks her to play the game with them. michi agreed. Raju and raghu ( bounty hunter ) goes back to rangeela with minchi. They tell him that they have killed Vicky and needs money to hide the dead body. they take more money from rangeela and leave.
8 The Vampire boyfriend : a new tenant Nelly comes to live at rangeela’s apartments. Raghu and raju devlop crush towards her. but when they meet her they find she already has a boyfriend named Sahil. They made a plan to get rid of the boyfriend. They tell nelly that they suspect sahil is a Vampire. But she asks for proof. Raghu and raju then becomes director and AD from Dharma production and visits Sahil. They offer him lead role of vampire. But give a condition that he will act like vampire everywhere even with his girlfriend. sahil then tells nelly that he doesn’t go in sunshine and never sleeps. Nelly suspects him but still needs proof. Raghu and raju then asks sahil to act a scene in which he will drink blood from a ladies throat. Whil sahil is doing the scene they call nelly. Nelly sees sahil drinking blood of the lady . she screams and run away.
9 BABAGIRI : raghu and raju are running short on money. so they hatches a new plan. they tried to start a business of BABAGIRI. They hires three fake people and ask them to do acting. The three fakesters prove to a crowd that baba sigri ( who is raghu) has given totkas which has solved their differen problems. People start coming to baba ji and they start extorting money from them in their own style.
10 Secret of  Zombie: rangeela ji comes to raghu and raju and asks them to spy on Minchi and find her  secret lover. Raghu and raju tells it to minchi and hatches a plan to extort money from Rangeela. They tell rangeela that they have found the lover of Minchi and it is a zombie. They take him to an abandoned house and shows the zombie – which is in fact raju in the make-up of zombie. The zombie tells Minchi that he plans to kill her father. she resists so he wants to kill her also. she flees. Raghu and raju then informs rangeela that a person called  yaatoba – a zombie killer can solve his problem. They bring yayatoba who is raghu. they then take money from rangeel and stages the murder of zombie in funny way.