INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu
and Raju are enjoying. Just then doorbell rings. Raju opens the door. Rangeela
comes inside.
RANGEELA
Chalo
nikalo. Nikalo dono.
RAJU
Are
Rangeela bhai kya hua.
RANGEELA
Main
kuch nahin janta.Pack karo.
Apna
boriya bistar pack karo.
RAGHU
Lekin
hua kya bataiye to sahee.
RANGEELA
Aaj
15 ho gayee. Tum logon
ne
pichle do mahine ka kiraya
bhee
nahin diya ab tak. Har
din
koi na koi bahana bana
dete
ho.
RAJU
Aisa
nahin hai Rangeela bhai. Hum
agle
mahine pakka de denge. Itni
to
insaniyat honi chahiye aadmi
main.
RANGEELA
Insaniyat
hai. Tabhee to 3
mahine
se tum logon ko zhele
ja
raha hun. Lekin ab bas. Ab
bahut
ho chukka. Nikalo yahan
se.
Jaldee.
RAGHU
Thik
hai Rangeela bhai. Jaisa
aap
kaho. Waise bhee hum logon
ko
yahan rehne kee jaroorat nahin
rahegi.
RANGEELA
Kyun.
Taj hotel kharid liya kya tum
logon
ne.
RAGHU
Nahin
wo mannat hai na. Bandra
wala.
RAJU
Shahrukh
bhai ka.
RAGHU
Use
lene kee baat chal rahee
hai.
RANGEELA
Ho
ho ho. Good pj. Hasee nahin
aayee.
Bahut
bade industrialist ho
gaye
ho na tum dono.
RAGHU
Hone
wale hain.
RANGEELA
Hone
wale hain.
RAGHU
Hamne ek khoj kee hai.
RANGEELA
Khoj.
RAGHU
Haan.
Hum pichlee baar na ladkaah
gaye
the. Wahan jungle main
ghumne
lage. Tabhee Raju ne
chalte
chalte pahadee per ek
butee
tod lee. Aur use na daant
kuredne
laga. Aur raat ko.
RANGEELA
Raat
ko.
RAGHU
Mat
puchiye.
RANGEELA
Batao
na.
RAGHU
Idhar
aao na.
Raghu
tells in his ear.
RANGEELA
Kya
sach main.
RAGHU
Yun
samjh lijiye desi Viagra hai.
Aur
10 time jayada asar wali.
Humne
socha tha aap aayenge to
aapko
bhee free ka sample denge.
Lekin
aap to haemin nikalne per
he
tul gaye ho.
RANGEELA
Sample
hai abhee.
RAGHU
Haan.
RANGEELA
Ho
ho. Wo kya hai ki main to
maajk
ker raha tha. Tum log
to
mere liye bachon kee terh
ho.
Kiraya agle mahine de dena.
RAGHU
Sach
Rangeela bhai.
RANGEELA
Haan.
RAGHU
Ok.
Thank you. Kitne acche hain
aap.
RANGEELA
Accha
lao.
RAGHU
Kya.
RANGEELA
Sample.
RAGHU
Oh.
haan haa, ja Raju le aa.
RAJU
Abe
kya laun.
RAGHU
Tujhse
to kuch nahin hota.
Ruk
ja. Main dekhta hun.
Raghu
goes inside.
INT.
APARTMENT - BEDROOM – DAY
Raghu
looks here and there. He sees a dried branch of tree in a pot. He takes a
portion of branch and goes out.
INT.
APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM – DAY
Raghu
comes to Raju and Rangeela.
RAGHU
Lijiye
Rangeela bhai. Roj chai
main
thoda sa khurch ker daal
dena.
Fir dekho kya rangeeli
duniya
hoti hai aapki.
RANGEELA
Thank
you. Thank you. I am
feeling
so excited. Accha main
chalta
hun.
Rangeela
goes out.
RAJU
Abe
kya de diya isko.
RAGHU
Pata
nahin. Ander padee huee
thee.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu and Raju
are watching TV.
RANGEELA
Raghu…Raju..
RAJU
Are
baap re. Ye to Rangeela kee
awaj
hai.
RAGHU
Mar
gaye. Ise itnee jaldee pata
kaise
chal gaya.
RANGEELA
Raghu..Raju.
Main lut gaya.
RAJU
Are
Rangeela bhai. Asar dheere
dheere
hota hai.
RANGEELA
Are
main uskee bat nahin ker raha.
RAJU
Fir
kya baat hai.
RANGEELA
Minchi
bhag gayee.
RAGHU
Bhag
gayee.
RANGEELA
Haan.
RAJU
Kiske
sath.
RANGEELA
Kisi
awara Vicky ke sath.
RAGHU
Kon
Vicky.
RANGEELA
Mujhe
nahin pata. Chitthi chod
gayee
hai.
RAJU
Chalo
accha hua. Ghar bas gaya
becharee
ka.
RAGHU
Aur
aapko dahej bhee nahin dena
pada.
RAJU
Aur ab hum bina kapdon ke naha
bhee
sakenge.
RANGEELA
Ye
kya keh rahe ho tum log.
RAJU
Kuch
nahin. Kuch nahin.
RANGEELA
Ye
mere liye sharam kee baat
hai.
Mera samaan. Mere honour dubo
diya
us Vicky ne.
RAJU
To
aap kya chahte hain.
RANGEELA
Yahin.
Ki koi meri Minchi ko sahee
salamat
ghar le aaye. Aur us Vicky
ko
apne kiye ki saja de.
RAJU
Aise
ek aadmii ko janta hun main.
RANGEELA
Kon
RAJU
Ummm.
Bakri.
RANGEELA
Bakri..
RAJU
Bakri
to uska surname hai. Uska asli
naam
hai Zallad Singh Bakri.
RANGEELA
Oh.
Lekin wo kerta kya hai.
RAJU
Bounty
killer.
RANGEELA
Matlab.
RAGHU
Supari
leker murder.
RANGEELA
Murder.
Lekin mujhe murder nahin
kerwana.
RAGHU
Lekin Minchi ko to wapas
laana hai
na.
RANGEELA
Haan.
RAJU
Wo
aapka kaam ker dega. Sirf 50 hazar
main.
RANGEELA
50
hazar.
RAJU
Rangeela
bhai. Honour kee koi
keemat
nahin hoti.
RAGHU
Soch
lijiye. Sari Mumbai main aapki
thu
thu hogi.
RANGEELA
Hey
bhagwaan. Aisa nahin ho sakta.
Please
Raju mujhe Bakri se milwa do.
RAJU
Haan
zaroor kyun nahin. Wo ek
ghante
main aapke ghar aa jayega.
RANGEELA
Itni
jaldee. Lekin tum use kaise
jante
ho.
RAJU
Mera
bachpan ka dost hai. Bahut
pitata
tha mere se bachpan main.
RANGEELA
Lekin
ab itna khatrnak kaise ho
gaya.
RAJU
Usne
wo bounty hunting ka entrance
exam
clear ker liya. Mai reh gaya.
Wo
padhaee main mere se acchhaa tha.
RANGEELA
Iska
bhee entrance hota hai.
RAJU
Haan.
RANGEELA
Lekin
kon leta hai.
RAJU
Underworld.shh..ab
aap chupchaap
ghar
jaiyee aur intezar kariye
Zallad
Singh Bakri ka. Main..
main
(goat’s voice).
Rangeela
goes out.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Raju comes with
Raghu who is in guise of bounty hunter. He has black cloth over one eye and a
rifle is hanging on his shoulder.
RAJU
Aaja
aaja Bakri.
Sound
of GOAT comes ( main..main..main.)
RAJU
Rangeela
bhai. Ye Bakri jee
hain.
RANGEELA
Jee
namste.
RAGHU (SHOUTS)
Bhoon
ke rakh doonga ek ek ko.
Raghu
waves the rifle.
RANGEELA
Haa..
RAJU
Ghabraiye
mat. Ladka garm khoon
ka
hai. maine ise sab samjha diya
hai.
RANGEELA
Accha.
RAJU
Bas
wo advance de dijiye.
RANGEELA
Ek
minute ruko.
Rangeela
goes inside.
RAJU
Jayada
overacting mat kar.
Buddha
samjh jayega.
Rangeela
comes back and gives money to Raghu.
RANGEELA
Kaam
to ho jayega.
Raghu
snatches money.
RAGHU
Bhoon
ke rakh doonga ek ek ko.
Raghu
goes out.
RAJU
Aap
chinta mat kijiye. Duniya main
aisa
koi kaam nahin hai jo
ye
na ker sake. Accha main bhee
chalta
hun.
Raju
runs out.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu and Raju
are in room.
RAGHU
Yar
is Minchi ko dhoondhege kahan.
RAJU
Phone
kerta hun.
JUDY
Phone
uthayegi.
RAJU
Mera
phone hai. kaise nahin uthayegi.
Raju
dials phones to Minchi. She picks up.
RAJU
Hello
Minchi.
MINCHI
Hello
Raju.
RAJU
Suna
hai tum Vicky ke sath bhaag
gayee.
MINCHI
Haan.
Kyun tumhe bura lag raha hai.
RAJU
Haan.
MINCHI
Kya
to tumhare dil main mere liye
feelings
hain.
RAJU
Nahin
wo baat nahin hai.
MINCHI
To
kya baat hai.
RAJU
Wo
Rangeela bhai bahut pareshaan
hai.
Tum wapas aa jao.
MINCHI
Kya..to
papa ne tumhe phone kerne
ke
liye bola hai. Main phone kaat
rahee
hun.
RAJU
Nahin
aisa mat kerna. Darasal
unhone
nahin kaha hai phone kerne
ko.
Mera hee dil ker raha tha
tumse
baat kerne ko.
MINCHI
Lekin
tumhare dil main mere liye
feelings
hee nahin hain to baat
kerke
kya fayda. Main phone kaat
rahee
hun.
RAJU
Nahin. Actuaaly wo kya hai
mujhe feeling nahin hai to
kya
hua, Raghu ko to hai.
RAGHU
Abe
mujhe kahan marwa raha hai.
MINCHI
Kya.
Sach main.
RAJU
Haan.
RAGHU
Beda
gark ho tera.
MINCHI
Mujhe
pehle hee lagta tha.
RAJU
To
address bata na. Hum aa rahe
hain
tujhe lene.
RAGHU
Keede
padein tujhe. Kutte.
MINCHI
Likho.
12 bata 4
RAGHU
Ye
kya kiya tune. Mujhe is bala ke
sath
fansa diya.
RAJU
Yar
aisa nahin kehta to wo
address
kaise batati. Fir hamare
pasie
bhee gaye. Tu bhee na darta
bahut
hai. Chal ab jaldee se.
INT.
ROOM – DAY
Minchi is
eating gajar. Raghu and Raju come there.
MINCHI
Tum
log aa gaye.
RAJU
Haan.
RAGHU
Minchi
wo Vicky kahan hai.
MINCHI
Kon
Vicky.
RAJU
Vicky
jiske sath tu bhagi
thee.
MINCHI
Ha
ha ha. Vicky to koi hai
hee
nahin.
RAJU
Kya.
MINCHI
Haan
papa ke julmo sitamb se main
tang
aa chukee hun. Baat baat
per
dantte rehte hain. Ladkon se
baat
mat karo, makeup mat karo.
Aur
to aur paise bhee nahin
dete.
Kanjoos makhi chus.
RAGHU
Haan
wo to hai. To ye sab drama
hai.
MINCHI
Haan.
Ab ho rahe honge pareshaan.
RAJU
Ha
ha. Bhool ja.
MINCHI
Matlab.
RAJU
Hum
gaye the unse milne. Tere ware
main
bhee pucha.
MINCHI
Accha.
Fir kya bole.
RAJU
Hum
to shocked ho gaye. Bolne lage
achha
hai bhag gayee. Mere dahej
ke
pasie bach gaye.
MINCHI
Kya
aisa bola unhone. Hunh hunh.
RAGHU
Aur wo doosri shadi kerne
wale hain.
Keh rahe the Minchi ke samne
to
main aisa nahin ker sakta
tha lekin
ab ker rahe hain. Soch sri
jaydad
teri soteli maan ke pass
chalee
jayegi.
MINCHI
Hai
raam. Main aisa nahin
hone
dungi. Rangeela kee paee
paee
per Minchi ka naam likha hai.
RAGHU
Ye
huee na baat.
MINCHI
Lekin
main kya karun.
RAJU
Hum
teri madad ker sakte hain. Agar
tu
chahe to.
MINCHI
Sach
main. Kaise.
RAJU
Tu
ghar chalee ja. Aur Rangeela
bhaee
se bol ki tu bhagi nahin thee.
Vicky
ne tera kidnap kiya tha. Aur
wo
chitthi bhee usee ne likhee
thee.
Lekin Raju ne time per
mujhe
bacha liya.
RAGHU
Main
bhee aise hee bol dunga. Thik
hai.
MINCHI
Thik
hai.
RAJU
Ab
jaldee ja. Isse pehle ki Rangeela
ji
shade ker lein.
MINCHI
Nahin.
Main aa rahee hun papa.
Minchi
runs away.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Minchi is
talking to Rangeela ji.
Just then Raghu
(BAKRI) and Raju come.
RANGEELA
Thank
you Raju. Tumne Minchi kee
jaan
bacaha lee.
RAJU
Thank
you to ise boliye. Isi ne to
goli
mari Vicky ko.
RANGEELA
Kya.
Goli. Tum logon ne Vicky ka
murder
ker diya.
RAJU
Haan.
RANGEELA
Lekin
maine tumhe murder kerne
nahin
bheja tha.
RAJU
To
kya use Minchi ka murder kerne
dete.
MINCHI
Haan
daddy. In logon ne mujhe
Vicky
se bachaya. Wo mujhse
shoot
kerna chahta tha. Lekin
Raju
aur Bakri time per pahunch
gaye
aur use goli marni padee.
RAJU
Rangeela
bhai. Jaldee se 20, 000
de
do. Laash ko thikane lagana
padega.
RANGEELA
Kya.
RAJU
Haan.
Verna police ke hathon pad
gayee
to police Bakri kee peeche
padegi.
Aur agar Bakri ko arrest
ker
liya to wo aapka naam lega.
Matlab
aapki to bakii kee zindgee
jail
main beetegi.
RANGEELA
Hai
main fans gaya.
RAJU
Jaldee
karo Rangeela bhai. Paise
do.
RANGEELA
Ek
second. Lekin laash kahan hai.
RAJU
Baher
gadee main.
RANGEELA
Main
dekhna chahta hun.
RAJU
Kya.
RANGEELA
Haan. Mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahee
hai.Isliye jab tak main lash
ko
apni aankhon se nahin dekh
leta
paise nahin milenge.
RAJU
Ok.
Rangeela bhai. Aap yahin rukiye
hum
dono lash ko leker aate hain.
Both
go out.
INT.
APARTMENT – DAY
Raghu comes
running in the room and removes his getup and don a new guise.
RAJU
Ready.
RAGHU
Haan
ready.
INT.
RANGEELA’S APARTMENT – DAY
Rangeela and Minchi
are talking. Raju brings Raghu lifting up and posing it as dead body.
RAJU
Ye
rahee Vicky kee lash.
Raju
keeps Raghu down. Rangeela comes and sees.
RANGEELA
Ye
vicky hai.
RAJU
Haan.
RANGEELA
Lekin
ye to jana pehchana lag raha
hai.
RAJU
Raghu
jaisa na.
RANGEELA
Haan
haan.
RAJU
Mujhe
bhee pehle yahi laga
tha.
RANGEELA
To
Raghu kahan hai.
RAJU
Wo
to apne gaon gaya hai.
RANGEELA
Gaon.
RAJU
Aaj
uskee sagaee hai.
RANGEELA
Sagaee!!
RAJU
Haan.
RANGEELA
Lekin
usne to bataya bhee nahin.
RAJU
Wo
aisa hee hai. Hamesha surprise
dene
main believe kerta hai.
RAJU
To
Rangeela bhai. Laga dein laash
thikane.
Ya aap khud ker lenge.
Fir
main chalta hun.
RANGEELA
Nahin.
Nahin Raju. Ruko. Ye lo
20
k.
Rangeela
gives 20 k. Raju takes them.
RANGEELA
Aacha
wo Bakri kahan reh gaya.
RAJU
Bakri.
Are use to police pakad
ker
le gayee.
RANGEELA
Police?
Lekin wo to police ko
sab
kuch bata dega.
RAJU
Nahin
Rangeela bhai. Wo kisi doosre
case
ke chakker main arrest hua hai.
Is
case se ab use koi lena dena nahin
hai.
RANGEELA
Really.
RAJU
Haan.
Mera yakeen kariye. Accha main
ise
leker jata hun.
RANGEELA
Ok
beta.
Raju
picks up Raghu and takes out.
EXT.
COMPOUND – DAY
Raju brings Raghu
out and throws down. Both starts walking and Raju starts counting the money.
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