Ep-1 Raghu and Raju - Hogwarts

FADE IN…

EXT. COMPOUND OF HOUSE – DAY

FADE IN…

Doors opens and in comes Rangeela (45 plus), fat and balding and Raghu and Raju – both 24 tall, muscular and good looking.

RANGEELA JI

Aaiye aaiye. Yahi hai mera gareeb

khana

All comes in a central compound. There are rooms for rent on all four sides of building.

In four rooms four different people are already living.

We see all people are on the balconies of their rooms.

First we come across Ruby- 24, model look and modern life style.

RUBY

 Hello Rangeela bhai.

RANGEELA JI

Hello

RAGHU 

Kya pathaka maal hai.

RAJU

Tu ho gaya shuru. Abhee sans le

le. Abhi abhi aaye hain delhi se.

RANGEELA JI

 Raghu and Raju ye hain Ruby.

Next bollywood superstar.

RAGHU 

Really Rangeela bhai.

RAJU

Fir to autograph le lena chahiye

abhee.

RUBY

Ha ha . aisa nahin hai Rangeela

bhai.

RANGEELA JI

Ok Ruby. Ye hamare naye

kirayeddar hain. Raghu and

Raju. Delhi se aaye hain.

RUBY

Hello.

RAGHU AND RAJU

Hello.

Mr Bhinde is lying on his lawn chair and is in his vest and reading newspaper. In front of him his wife is also sitting. She is also reading a book.

RANGEELA JI

Aur wo hai Mr Bhinde. Hdfc main

manager rahe hain. aur wo

Mrs Bhinde. Housewife hain.

RAGHU AND RAJU

Namste.

BHINDE

Trouble. I must tell you.

Just then Aastha comes with her son Arpit who is going to school.

AASTHA

Namste Rangeela bhai.

RANGEELA JI

Namste.

ARPIT

Good morning uncle.

RANGEELA JI

Good morning Arpit.

AASTHA

Naye tenant hain kya.

RANGEELA JI

Haan. Ragu and Raju. Ye asstha

jee hain.

RAJU AND RAGHU

Hello

AASTHA 

Hello

AASTHA

Ok. hum chalte hain. arpit kee

school bus ka time ho raha hai.

Astha and arpit goes out.

RAGHU

Ye married hain kya?

RANGEELA JI

Divorced hain.

RAGHU

Oh.

RANGEELA JI

Chalo main tum logon ko

tumhara apartment dikha

doon.

RAJU 

Jee jee chaliye.

INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM – DAY

Rangeela ji, Raghu and Raju come in a well furnished apartment.

RANGEELA JI

Ye raha aap logon ka rajmahal. Kaisa laga.

RAJU

              Ummm  Accha hai.

RANGEELA JI

Mumbai main har cheej mil

jatee hai. accommodation nahin

milti. Tum log lucky ho.

Rangeela ji shows Raghu and Raju different rooms.

RANGEELA JI

Ye raha kitchen…

RANGEELA JI

Bedroom..

RANGEELA JI

Drawing room…

RANGEELA JI

Ok ab main chalunga.

Raghu and Raju starts cheking out friz and Tv and ignore Rangeela ji.

RANGEELA JI

Umm..wo aap log mujhe rent de

dijiye. Main chalunga.

RAGHU

Haan..

Raghu and Raju look at each other.

RAGHU

Are Rangeela bhai abhi to kuch

nahin hai.

RANGEELA JI

Kya matlab.

RAJU (whispers to Raghu)

Abe. Abhee murga naya hai. abhee

dana daal dete hain baad main dekha

jayega.

RANGEELA JI

Kya khusr fusr ker rahe hain aap

donon.

RAJU

Nahin nahin. ye majak ker raha

tha. Purani aadat hai iski.

RANGEELA JI

Oh ha ha ha.. acha hua aapne bata

diya. Verna mera temper baher aa

raha tha.

RAGHU

Nahin nahin bhai temper to ander

hee acha lagta hai.

Raghu counts money and hands it over to Rangeela.

RAGHU 

Lijiye. Pure 50 hazar. Including

security.

Rangeela ji takes money greedily and weighs the bundle.

RANGEELA JI

Pure hain. ok ab main chalta hun.

RAJU 

Ok.

Rangeela ji goes towards the door then stops.

RANGEELA JI

Meri kuch shartein hain.

RAGHU

Acha bhai paise milte hee shartein

yaad aa gayein.

RANGEELA JI

No loud music, no daru, no party.

RAJU

Aur kuch

RANGEELA JI

Nahin..haan wo no ladkibaaji,

Rangila goes out and shuts the door.

RAGHU 

Are yaar iski shartein to badee

khaternaak hain.

RAJU

Hee hee. Jane de jane de. Agar

ye Rangeela hai to hum bhee Raghu

and Raju hain. Sari delhi ko loot

ker yahan aaye hain. dheere dheere

khud line per aa jayega.

BOTH

Ha ha ha.

Both give a hi-fi.

INT. RUBY’S APARTMENT – DAY

Ruby is standing in front of someone.  

RUBY

Dekho ab kuch nahin ho sakta. Hamare

beech sb kuch khatm ho chuka hai. kb

tak jay. Akhir kab tak. Kab tak muje

dhokhe main rakhoge. Tumhare aur

jyoti kee beech kya hai mujhe sab

pata chal gaya hai.

Camera then shows us that Ruby is talking to teddy bear lying on the chair. She is rehearsing her lines.

RUBY

Behas kerne se koi fayda nahin

hai. Ab jao yahan se. kismet

na ho manzil to…(forgets) shit.

Ruby moves to and fro and tries to remember her lines.

RUBY

Shit man. baar baar yahi line

bhool jati hun.

INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Camera shows us Raghu who is watching Ruby through binocular from the window. Raju is doing push ups. He is shirtless.

RAGHU 

Ssach main yaar kya beauty hai.

RAJU

Kon.

RAGHU 

Are wahi apni Ruby.

RAJU

Haan wo to hai.

RAGHU 

Yaar kya sach main wo heroine

hogi.

RAJU

Struggler.

RAGHU

              Struggler    

RAJU

Haan struggler.

RAGHU 

Tujhe kaise pata.

RAJU

Come on. Ye Mumbai hai. yahan her

doosre ghar main ek struggler

mil jayega. Agar wo real main actress

hoti to is  do take ke apartment main

rehti.

RAGHU 

Hmm. Point to hai teri baat main.

Per kuch bhee ho yaar. Tere bhai

ko pyar ho gaya hai.

RAJU

Wo to tujhe har din aur har doosri

ladkee se hota hai.

RAGHU 

              Nahin yar. lekin iski baat alag

hai.

RAJU

              Hunh. Dekhta reh din main khaab.

Raghu again looks into binocular and Raju keeps doing his pushups.

INT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Junior Bhinde is in 12^th class. He is sitting on his study table. In front of him is a big heap of books.

Behind him Bhinde and and Mrs Bhinde are also sitting and reading.

BHINDE’S SON

Papa main kehlne jaun.

BHINDE

Are beta. Ye kehlne ka time nahin

hai. padhne ka hai. ek baar IIT

main selction ho gayee. Seddha

abroad jaoge.

BHINDE’S SON

Mujhe abroad nahin jana.

BHINDE

Koi baat nahin. India main bhee

bahut see MNC hain.

BHINDE’S SON

Papa mujhe MNC main nahin jana.

BHINDE

Fir kahan jana hai.

BHINDE’S SON

Bahar ground main. Cricket khelne.

BHINDE

Hey bhagwan. Kitni baar samjhaya

hai is ladke ko. Ek baar enginnering

kar lo. Achi job ker lo. Fir

sari zindgi cricket hee to kheloge.

BHINDE’S SON

Jaise aap khel rahe ho. High blood

pressure, diabetes aur ghutnon

ke dard ke sath.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Don’t argue with your father.

BHINDE’S SON

Sorry mummy.

Junior Bhinde starts reading again.

INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Landlord’s daughter Minchi comes inside with a lunch box. She is young, beautiful, flirt and bindaas. Raghu and Raju are semi-naked and watching TV.

MINCHI

Hello.

Raghu and Raju are startled.

MINCHI

Hai…kya sexy londe hain.

Both dresses up.

RAGHU 

Aye kon ho tum.

MINCHI

Main Minchi.

RAJU

Minchi. Kon minchi.

MINCHI

Aapke landlord kee beti.

RAGHU 

Oh. minchi ji jara knock kerk aaya

kariye na.

MINCHI

Are. knock karke aati to aap dono

kee sexy body kaise dekhne ko milti.

RAJU  (whispers)

Beta isse bach ke rahiyo. Kahin

rape na ho jaye.

RAGHU (whispers)

Haan yaar.

RAGHU 

Acchha bolo minchi. Kaise aayee.

MINCHI

Machi layee hun. Main bahut achhee

cook hun. Jo mere hath ka bana ek

baar khata hai na. baar baar khana

pasand kerta hai.

RAJU

Really.

MINCHI

Haan. Accha ye lo. Kha ke batao.

Kaisee bani hai.

RAJU

Udhar rakh do. hum raaat ko

khayenge. Dinner main ok.

MINCHI

Ok. main yaahn baith jaun.

RAGHU

Haan haan. Apna hee ghar samjho.

RAJU

Matlab tumhara ghar hee to hai.

Minchi sits on bed.

RAJU

Aur minchi. Tum karti kya ho.

MINCHI

Kuch nahin.

RAJU

Kuch nahin. matlab school, college.

MINCHI

Haan school to jati thee. Per sare

ladke fail hone lage to school walo

ne nikal diya.

RAGHU

Sare ladke fail. Kise.

MINCHI

Haan. Sab din raat mere hee

khyalon main khoye rehte the.

Kisi ka man padhaee main nahin

lagta tha.

RAJU

Haan haan. Lagegea bhee kaise.

Tum ho hee itni khoobsurat.

MINCHI

Sach main.

RAJU

Haan.

MINCHI

To tum mujhe date per leker

chaloge.

RAJU

Kya. Date per. Haan …but abhee time

nahin hai. hum log bahut busy hain

aajkal.

MINCHI

Koi baat nahin. main intezaar

ker lungi. Waise aap dono kerte

kya ho.

RAGHU

Hum log artist hain.

MINCHI

Con artist..ha ha.

RAGHU 

Are ise kaise pata chala.

RAJU

Ye tum kya keh rahi ho minchi.

MINCHI

Are main to majak ker rahee thee.

Acha batao mere painting kab bana

rahe ho.

RAJU

Painting… Are hum artist nahin hai. hamara

business hai.

MINCHI

              Kaisa business.

RAJU

              Wo idhar udhar kerne ka

MINCHI

              Idhar-udhaar

RAGHU

              Iska matlab..import –export.

MINCHI

              Oh..ha ha ha..mujhe imported ladke

bahut acche lagte hain. hee hee.

RANGEELA JI

Minchi. Minchi.

MINCHI

              Are baap re. ye to papa kee awaj hai.

              Accha main chalti hun. Papa ko batana

mat ki main yahan aayee thee. Wo hamesha

mujh per shak kerte rehte hain.

             

RAJU

              Haan. Haan nahin batayenge. Dhayan se

jana.

Minchi smiles and goes out.

INT. APARTMENT BED ROOM – NIGHT

There is dark. Just then we hear a loud and harsh voice of tenant Kaviraaj. He is dong riyaaz at 4 am in the morning.

KAVIRAAJ

Jago mohan pyare..bhor bhee ab

jago. Sa re dha ni…

Lights comes up. we see Raghu and Raju are sitting on bed.

RAJU

Ye kon gala faad raha hai.

RAGHU

Kya time hua hai.

RAJU

Abhee to char hee baje hain.

RAGHU

Ye kon hai yar. saree neend

haraam ker dee sale ne.

RAJU 

Chal neeche chalke dekhte

hain.

Raghu and Raju go out.

INT. KAVIRAAZ ROOM – NIGHT

Raghu and Raju come inside. Kaviraaj is doing his riyaz.

RAGHU

Bhai sahab.

Kaviraaj doesn’t listen and continue with riyaaz.

RAJU

Bhai sahab.

Kaviraaj keeps on doing riyaz. Rahgu holds his hand. Kaviraaj stops and opens his eyes.

RAGHU

Bhai sahab ye kaya ker rahain hain

aap.

KAVIRAAJ

Kya ker raha hun. Riyaj ker raha

hun.

RAJU

Lekin ye kon sa time hai riyaz

kerne ka. Time jante ho aap kya

hua hai.

RAGHU

Subeh ke abhee char baj rahe hain.

KAVIRAAJ

Utaam. Ati uttam. Yahi to sarvottam

samya hai bairagi bhairav ke riyaz

ke liye. Is raag ka riyaz brahammuhurat

bella main hee kerna chahiye. Aap

bhee aiye, baithiye aur suniye.

Is raag ke sunne matar se –

depression, diabetes, uchh raktchp

ityadi rogon ka vinash hota hai.

RAJU

Hamara to badh raha hai. blood pressure.

RAGHU

Dekhiye bhaisahib. Filhaal to aapky

riyaz se haemin anidra rog ho raha

hai. so kripa kerke apna ye

riyaz band kijiye.

KAVIRAAJ

Aisa ho nahin  sakta. Lekin ek

upaye hai hamare pass.

Kaviraaj goes to table and brings some earmuffs and gives to Raghu and Raju.

RAGHU

Ye kya hai.

KAVIRAAJ

Ear muffs. Aap log shayad naye aaye

hain. Is building main sabko bhent

kiye hain maine. Ye lijiye, laagyie

aur chain se soyie. Shub prhabaht.

Both takes ear muffs and go out.

Next day

INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju are walking to and fro and thinking.

RAJU

Yar. ye shaeher to bahut mehnga

hai. sare paise to ye Rangeela le

gaya. Kaise survive karenge yahan.

RAGHU

Jaise ab tak kerte aa rahe hain.

logon ko ullu banake.

RAJU

To soch fir. Koi dhansu sa idea.

Both start moving again.

RAJU

Idea.

RAGHU

Kya.

Raju whispers in Raghu’s ear.

RAGHU

Hun. Idea to bura nahin hai.

lekin jayada nahin milne wala.

RAJU

              Are raat kee party ka jugaad ho

jaye bas.

INT. BUILDING - STAIRS – DAY

Raghu and Raju are climbing the stairs of building. Raghu is bearing a black spects and holding a white folding stick meant for blind people. He is acting as a blind man. Raju is bearing a kurta and has a jhola on shoulder as if he was some social activist. Raju is holding hand of Raghu and helping him climbing stairs.

INT.BUILDING – IIND FLOOR ROOM – DAY

Raju pushes the doorbell. A lady opens the door.

RAJU 

Namste madam.

LADY

Namste. Kon hain aap log?

RAJU 

Ji main shardanand shastri. Main

NETRA naam ki NGO chalata hun. Ye

Mr Murli hain. NGO ke secretary

hain. Drishtivihin hain bechare.

RAGHU

Nahin shrdanand ji. bechara to

na kahiye. Madma main andha jaroor

hun lekin koi bhikhari nahin hun.

hamein kisi se kuch nahin chahiye.

Lekin haan hum chahte hain ki

society sabke prati sambedan –

sheel and caring bane.

LADY

Oh mr murli. Aapki life bahut tough

hai. main smajh sakti hun. Aap main

sach main bahut himmat hai.

RAGHU

Thank you.

RAJU 

Mam kya aap kuch donation kerna

chahengi. actually NETRA blind logon

ke liye brail kitabein khareedna

chahtee hai.

LADY

Haan. Haan sure. Aap yahin rukiye.

Main abhee aayee.

The lady goes inside and returns after a short while.

LADY

Ye lijiye.

The lady hands over Raju a 500 ruppees notes. Raju takes the money and puts in jhola.

RAJU 

Thank you so much mam. aap sach

main bahut dyalau ishtri hain.

aapka naam.

LADY

Sarla.

Raju writes on a receipt and gives it to the lady.

RAJU 

Ok mam. Thank you. Namsete.

LADY

Namste

RAGHU

 Namsete mam.

LADY

Namste.

Raju and Raghu start climbing upstairs. The lady goes inside and shuts the door.

RAGHU

Yar bas 500.

RAJU

Kam hain. lekin is building

main 100 apartment hain. 50 hazar

to ban hee jayenge.

RAGHU

Chal. der mat kar.

Both climbs upstairs to other apartment.

INT. APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju come in the room. Raghu throws his spects aside. And Raju his jhola. Raghu jumped in sofa. And Raju goes to friz. He takes out a water bottle come and sits on carpet on floor.

RAGHU

Uff yar. aaj to bukhar ho jayega.

Itni mehnat maine aaj tak nahin kee.

tujhe koi dhang ka idea nahin sujhta.

RAJU

To tu soch leta kuch.

Raju drinks from bottle. Raghu takes the bottle and also drinks.

RAGHU

Hey chal ginte hain yar.

Raju takes the money out from jhola. They start counting.

RAJU

45,000.

RAGHU

Bas  

RAJU

ya

RAGHU

Itni mehnat kerne ke baad bhee

RAJU

Kam se kam ek mahine ka rent

to nikal hee aya.

RAGHU

Yar aise kaam nahin chalega. Haemin

kuch bada sochna padega. 

RAGHU

Chod ye sab. Aisa kerte hain disco

chaltein hai. daru –sharu peetein

hai aur thoda jeete hain. kya bolta

hai.

RAJU

Party to party to party to bantee

hai.

INT. DISCO – NIGHT

Raghu and Raju come in dicco. It is full of people. There is music, smoke and multi-colored neon lights. People are dancing. Raghu and Raju go to bar and drink wine at the bar. They then join the crowd on the dance floor and start dancing.

EXT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju come in compound. Junior Bhinde is sitting on stairs sadly.

RAGHU

Hi junior. Ye kya munh latka ker

baitha hai.

BHINDE’S SON

Kuch nahin.

RAJU

Kuch to hai. hame bata na. hamare

paas her beemari ka ilaaj hai.

personal and private.

BHINDE’S SON

Really.

RAJU

Haan aur kya. ab bata. hum bachhon

ko dhukhi nahin dekh sakte.

BHINDE’S SON

Actually mummy dad hamesha mere

peeche pade rehte hain.

RAGHU

Per kyun.

BHINDE’S SON

Study study study. 24 ghante

study. Mujhe khelna bhee aloowed

nahin hai. wo kehte hain IIT se

enginnering kerni hai to padhte

raho. Khelo mat.

RAJU

Oh. sad yar. aajkal ye bimari 

Her middle class parent ko lagee

huee hai.

RAGHU

Lekin kuch to kerna padega is bacche

ke liye. Kuch soch yaar.

Both starts walking to and fro like pendulum.

RAGHU

Ho gaya.

RAJU

Kya.

Raghu whispers in Raju’s ear.

RAGHU

Ok. beta tum ander jao. ham

abhe tumhari mushkil solve ker

denge.

BHINDE’S SON

Sach main bhaiyaa.

RAGHU

Haan aur kya.

BHINDE’S SON

Ok.

Bhinde jr. goes inside.

INT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Bhinde, wife and junior are in room. All are busy studying some books. Just then doorbell rings.

BHINDE

Ruko main dekhta hun.

Bhinde opens the door. Raghu and Raju come inside.

Raghu is in getup of Dumbledoor and Raju is Hagrid of Harry potter novel.

BHINDE

Kon hai aap log. Ye kya haal

bana rakha hai.

Wife and son also come near.

RAJU

Jee hum log HSE se aaye hain.

BHINDE

HSE?

RAJU

Hogwart school of engineering.

Ye professor Dumbledor hain aur

main Hagrid.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Dumledore aur hagrid. Matlab

harry ke school Hogwart se.

RAGHU

Nahin. Wo to Hogwart tha. Sirf

Hogwart.

BHINDE

Lekin Dumbledore aur Hagrid to

Hogwart main hee the.

RAGHU

Actually ab uska standard gir

gaya hai. isliye humne wahan se

resign ker diya.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Lekin Hagrid to bahut mota tha.

RAJU

Are maine wo JBC join ker rakha

hai na. bahut acahe hai. kafi

weight loose kiya. Sexy lag raha

hun na.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Haan.

BHINDE

Ok. wo sab chodiye. Ye bataiye

aap hamare ghar kyun aaye hain.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Ab ye mat kehna hamra beta harry

ka bhai hai.

RAGHU

Nahin. aapke bete main talent

hain. ham use jadoo ki duniya main

le jaane aaye hain.

BHINDE

Kya….

RAGHU

Jee..

BHINDE

Ek minute. Zadoo jaise koi cheej

nahin hoti.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Tum chup raho. Ab tum kahoge

harry potter bhee nahin hai.

BHINDE

Nahin main ye kabhee nahin kahunga.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Hagrid ji, hamara beta engineer

banega na..

RAJU

Jee haan. Kyun nahin.

BHINDE

Nahin. main apne bete ko jaduee

enginner nahin banana. Main use

asli enginner banana chahta hun.

IIT wala.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Dekho tum wo galtee mat karo jo

Vernon ne kee thee.

BHINDE

Tum chahtee ho ki mera beta whaan

jaker panch saal tak us gunde

se lade jiska naam bhee nahin

liya ja sakta.

RAGHU

Voldemort mar chukka hai. aur hum

enginnering school main hai na

ki hogwart main.

BHINDE

Kya fark padta hai. zadoo to zadoo

hota hai. aur zaoo kee duniya

voldemort jaise gundon se bhari

hai

BHINDE’S WIFE

Are haan ye to maine socha hee

nahi. Nahin bhai hum apne

bete ko IIT bhejenge HSE nahin.

RAJU

Thik hai fir agar aap nahin

mane to haemin action lena padega.

BHINDE

Kaisa action.

RAJU

Well hum ministry

main aap logon kee shikayat karenge.

fir wo log  dementors bhejenge.

I hope aap jante honge ki dementors

kya kerte hain.

BHINDE

Nahin.

RAJU

Wo pappi lete hain. Maut kee paapi.

Pappi leker wo aapki atma ko chus

jatae hain. aur aap merte ho ek

dardnaak maut.

BHINDE AND WIFE (SCREAM)

              Nahin…………

BHINDE

Ok. theek hai. theek hai. aap haamre

bete ko le jayee.

RAJU

Ok then.

RAGHU

Ok beta. Monday ko raat ke 2 baje

taiyar rehna. Hum vayumarg se

aayenge aur aapko le jayenege.

BHINDE’S SON

              Ok Hagrid. Thank you very much.

Raju and Raghu goes out.

INT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Bhinde ji and wife are sitting on chairs with sad expressions. Today they are not reading anything.

Ragu and Raju come there.

RAGHU

Kya baat hai Bhinde ji.

BHINDE

Kuch nahin kuch nahin. aap log jao.

RAJU

Kuch to hai.

RAGHU

Kahin aapke pass hogwart enginnering

wale to nahi aaye the.

BHINDE

Hmm. Are in logon ko kaise pata

chala.

RAJU 

Actually hamne pehle bhee aisa

case solve kiya tha.

BHINDE

Case solve kiya tha matlab.

RAGHU

Matlab ye log jabardasti doosron

ke bachoon ko utha ker hogwart le

jate hain. aap hee bataiyee ye

koi tareeka hai.

RAJU

Zadoo koi acchee cheej hai kya.

BHINDE

Aayee aayee. Aap log ander aayee.

INT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Binde and family are standing with Raghu and Raju.

RAGHU

Ok. to aapke pass ye log aaye the.

RAJU

But don’t worry. ham aise nahin

hone denge. Lekin kuch fees lagegi.

BHINDE

Fees. Kitni.

RAGHU

Waise to hum 50K lete hain. but aap

itne ache padosi hain to aap 25 de

dena.

BHINDE

25. oh god.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Kya oh god. Apne bete ko bachane ke

liye log jaan tak de dete hain.

aap 25 tak nahin de sakte.

BHINDE

Ok ok. le lena. lekin aap log karoge

kya.  

RAJU

Wo sab aap hum per chod dijiye. Ab

aap hamari fees de dijiye fir hum

chalein. Bahut kaam kerne hain.

Bhinde goes inside and comes back with money. He gives them the money.

RAGHU

Thank you. Ab aap aaram kariye

hum kaam per lagte hain.

INT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Ragu comes inside. He is holding a bag.

RAGHU

Bhinde ji.

Bhinde and wife and son come running to him. 

BHINDE

Kya hua Raghu.

RAGHU

Kaam ho gaya. Ye lijiye.

Raghu gives Bhinde a certificate.

BHINDE

Ye kya hai.

RAGHU

Aapke bete ka HSE se rejection

certificate.

BHINDE

Sach main.

He reads.

BHINDE

Ye kamal tumne kiya kaise.

RAGHU

Humne unhe kaha ki unke ladka to

pehle hee IIT main select ho gaya

hai. isliye ladke per pehla hak

unka hai.

BHINDE

Fir..

RAGHU

Fir kya. Wo bhadak gaye. Wo to

aapse donation lene ke chakker

main the.

BHINDE

Sach main.fir kya hua.

RAGHU

Hagrid ne hum per hamla ker diya.

Lekin Raju ne use goli maar dee.

BHINDE

Kya. Hagrid ab is duniya main

nahin hai.

RAGHU

Us duniya main.

BHINDE

Haan haan wahi.

Lekin hum kaise maan lein.

BHINDE

Mujhe pata tha shak kerna aapki

purani aadat hai. ye raha proof.

Raghu shows Hagrids clothes with blood.

BERTHA

Ye dekhiye

BHINDE’S WIFE

Haaa…ye to hagrid ke kapde hain.

BHINDE

oh. lekin ye rejection certificate

tumne liya kaise.

RAGHU

Are wo budhaee Dumbledore hai

na. haemin blackmail kerne laga.

To humne ulta use blackmail ker

diya. Humnei kaha ki hum

ministry main bol denege ki

tumen hagrid se haamri hataya

kerwani kee koshish kee hai. 

BHINDE

Oh. fir.

RAGHU

Fir wo dar gaya. Aur humne

kaha ki agar Azkaban se

bachna hai to chupchap rejection

certificate de de.

BHINDE

Ok. ok. excellent. Excellent.

BHINDE’S WIFE

Lekin aapka dost Raju kahan

hai.

RAGHU

Jail main.

BHINDE

Jail.

RAGHU

haan. Hagrid ko marne ke

jurm main.

BHINDE

Lekin wo to self defence tha.

RAGHU

Wahi to. lekin udher bhee na kuch

Indian kaam ker rahen hain. jaabrdasti

Raju ko arrest kerke le gaye. Ab

keh rahin hai chudana hai to kuch

ghus deni padegi. Aap 15K de do.

BHINDE

Kya. Kya matlab. Main kyun dun.

Main nahin dene wala.

RAGHU

Fir to museebat ho jayegi. Wo log

janch aayog bithane kee keh rahe

the. Fir to aap bhee fansoge

kyunki aap ne hee haemin bheja

tha.

BHINDE

Kya.

Oh my god. Nahin nahin main aise

pachdon main nahin fasna chahta.

Ruko main abhee pasie laya.

Bhinde goes and comes back with money. He gives money to Raghu.

BHINDE

Ab to koi museebat nahin hogi.

RAGHU

Not at all. Paisa har marj ka ilaaj

hota hai Bhinde ji. Zadoo ki duniya

main bhee. main abhee Raju

ko leker aaya.

INT. BHINDE’S APARTMENT – DAY

Raghu and Raju come inside. Bhinde and wife are reading papers. They get up.

BHINDE

Are Raju. Tum log itni jaldee

aa gaye.

RAGHU

Haan wo apparition se gaye the.

Usme time hee kitna lagta hai.

BHINDE

To sara kaam ho gaya na thik-

thak.

RAGHU

Jee haan. Bas ab do hee kehtre

hain.

BHINDE

Kya.

RAGHU

Haan. Actually wo budhau

Dumbledore abhee bhee aapke bete

ko le jana chahta hai. kyunki

itne sari seatein vacant

padee hain. teacheron ko

kaee mahino se salary bhee nahin

dee hai.

BHINDE

To ab kya keh raha hai.

RAJU

Keh raha tha. Aapke bete ka IQ

check karega. Aur doosra ki aap

use khelene bhee nahin dete

isliye Baal atyahhar ke mamale

main aapko fanswa denge.

BHINDE

Are itni jasoosi ker rahein

hain kya wo hamari.

RAJU

Are Bhinde ji. ye log NASA se kam

nahin hai. aapka gmail aur

watsapp bhee khangal lete hain ye

to.

BHINDE

Ab kya solution hai.

RAJU

Ye.

Raju takes out a blue tablet.

BHINDE

Ye kya hai.

RAJU 

IQ pill.

BHINDE

IQ pill.

RAJU

Haan. Ise khate hee aapke bete

ka IQ 20 se 200 pahunch jayega.

Aur wo bina padhe bhee IIT

main pass ho jayega.

BHINDE

Really.

RAJU

Haan.

Bhinde tries to take the pill.

RAJU

Five thousand only.

BHINDE

Ek goli panch hazar kee.

RAJU

Are Bhinde ji seede korea se

mangwaee hai maine. Aur ek hee

goli to khanee hai.

Bhinde takes out money from pocket sadly and gives to Raju. Raju gives the tablet.

RAJU 

 Ise raat ko dhoodh se khila dena.

IQ ke sath sath aapke bete ko

iron kee deficiency bhee nahin

hogi.

RAGHU  

Accha hum chalte hain.

RAJU

Are Bhinde ji. wo bache ke khelne

ko leker kya socha aapne.

BHINDE

Monu beta.

Bhinde jr comes.

BHINDE’S SON

Boliye papa. Mere pass time

nahin hai. physics kee equations

ratnee hain.

BHINDE

Dekho beta aaj se to roj do ghante

subh aur do ghante sham ko kheloge.

Ok.

BHINDE’S SON

Really. Thank you papa. Thank you

bhaiya.

Bhinde’s son goes out.

RAJU

Ok Bhinde jee hum log chalte hain

ab. Namste.

BHINDE

Namste.

Raghu and Raju go out and give Hi-Fi.

  

KARA ALMIGHTY

By

Ajaib Singh

Kara is a simple Bangkok based office going mechanical engineer and lives with a beautiful wife Lisa who was chemical engineer and a ten years old son Yan. One day when he returns from abroad he finds his wife and son are missing. He searches everywhere and goes to police to lodge a complaint. Days pass but he doesn’t get a clue about his wife and son.

One day he gets a missed call from his wife. He runs to one of his friends who is computer engineer. With his help he decodes and by GPS tracking finds the location of his wife. Which was somewhere in YALA. He immediately goes there. When he reaches the location he was attacked by goons who tell that they have made the call with his wife’s cell to lure him there so they can kill him. They beat him so much and finally try to kill him. But badly injured Kara jumps out of window and falls in the river beneath.

Kara opens his eyes in a seaside semi-urban place. A girl finds him and takes home. She helps him get cured. The girl learns about his condition and takes him to her grandfather in a nearby village. The grandfather is a master of Kung-fu. He starts vigorous training of Kara who soon becomes master itself.

After winning a test championship Kara goes in search of his wife to YALA. He finds one of the goon there. He attacks the goon at his house and asks him where his wife was. Before the goon could tell anything he was killed by another. Kara then chases the second goon. He finally catches the other goon and beats him. The goon tells that they don’t know anything but their boss Rojero may be knowing.

Kara goes to Rojero’s place. He fights a full team of goons and finally beat Rojero. Rojero tells that he doesn’t know anything. Once a masked man has hired him to kidnap a lady. Now he doesn’t know where she was. Kara was disappointed to hear this and spare the life of Rojero.  Kara keeps an eye on Rojero. One day Rojero called a man. Kara snatches the phone and asks the address of the other man Iga. He then finishes Rojero and goes to the place of Iga.

At Iga’s house Kara beats him and his members. Iga says that it was a plan of Big Lin and he is simply a PA to him. Kara then asks the address of Big LIn and goes to his Island.

When Kara reaches the Island of Big Lin it was all empty and no one was there. He searched the entire bungalow but no one was there. He comes back to Iga but he was gone missing. Kara was disappointed. One night he was attacked in his hotel but he killed all the goons. In the night Kara see a light at the Island. In the morning Kara goes to the island again but it was all empty again. He searched the big house. In one room he finds many Oxygen Cylinders. He was surprised what the Oxygen Cylinders were doing there. He then finds a pipe going into the swimming pool. He follows the pipe and goes to the bottom of the pool. In the bottom of the pool he sees a trapdoor. He opens the door and falls inside a water filled tunnel. At the bottom of the tunnel he finds a door in the wall. He opens the door and goes inside. He then sees stairs going inside. He gets down the stairs and was surprised to see a big hall which was leading to a full fledged house and laboratory.

But soon Big Lin comes there with his goons. They attack Kara. After a great fight Kara defeats all of them. Meanwhile Big Lin flees the place.

Kara searches and finally he reaches a laboratory and see his wife Lisa working there. His son was playing at one side. All of them hug each other.

Lisa then tells Kara that Big Lin has been asked by a Laos terrorist group – Python to make bombs. Therefore Big Lin gets her kidnapped by Rojero. Big Lin then forced her to make RDX bombs. He has been hiding these bombs in his out of order ship Zena which was at the seaport. He will then send these bombs to terrorists of Python.

Big Lin after going out cuts off the oxygen supply and seals the exit. Kara, Lisa and Yan are trapped inside and start suffocating due to oxygen deficiency. Lisa leads them to a secret room where two oxygen cylinders were kept. They take two cylinders and masks and use them. Lisa shares the cylinder with Yan and suffocates a lot in between.

Kara finds the map of the location. They were right under the swimming pool. He finds a weak point in the swimming room and bunker which was for emergency exit. He takes all of them there. He tries to open the door but it was stuck.

Kara then takes them back to hall. Lisa and Yan’s cylinder was finishing off and they were suffocating. Kara then  takes some RDX from lab and goes back to emergency exit. He puts the RDX on the door and and from a distance ignites it. There was a small explosion. Water came inside like a flood. The entire hall begins flooding. Kara takes Lisa and Yan on his back and they swims towards the exit.

Once outside they throw the cylinder. Big Lin was standing there with gun. He starts firing at them. They dipped in water. Kara goes underwater and reaches feet of Big Lin. He hits him with cylinder. Kara then beats him up but  he manages to flee.

Lisa goes inside and calls the police. Kara chases the Big Lin. He runs away in his helicopter but Kara manages to stop him and it gets crashed into a tree. Big Lin jumps in water. Soon police come and surround him with guns pointed at him.

                                                                              The End 

                                                                        X and Y

                                                                              By

Ajaib Singh

In Vientiane (Laos) a secret agent Lucy is working on a drug smuggling project assigned by Thailand Narcotics Department. But while recording a video of criminals who were involved in it she is shot dead. She manages to call to the Chief of Thailand Narcotics Department which is situated at Bangkok. However she could utter only one word – MENZO.

Chief called a meeting and decides to bring agent C.J to the mission. Agent C.J is under rigorous training of martial arts under retired captain Virat  at Bangkok. His real name is Jacky. He lives with his mother and a younger brother. In real life he is a MBA student and a dancer also.

One day while Jacky was going on his bike to college he sees some criminals abducting a girl. The goons were trying to put her in van. Jacky shows top notch martial arts and beats all the goons who run away. The girl thanks Jacky and introduces herself. She was Sania and was going for a TV correspondent interview at SUN channel. Jacky drops her there and exchange cell numbers.

Next day Sania calls Jacky to inform that she has got the job at SUN TV as a correspondent. Jacky congratulates her. Sania then asks Jacky to teach her martial arts for self defence. Jacky agrees happily.

Jacky and Sania start meeting and start the training. Soon romantic feelings develop among them. Jacky takes her to his dance shows also. One day Jacky goes to drop Sania to her house. He finds that she lives with her uncle who was an industrialist. One night Sania wakes up at 2:00 am in the morning and sees that her uncle was wearing blue gloves and taking big bags out of a car.

Next day Chief of Thailand Narcotics Department comes to Captain Virat  and tells him the problem. Captain Virat summons Jacky. Jacky comes and Chief discusses the problem with him. Jacky agrees to work for them. He then goes to Thailand Narcotics Department.  There he meets vice – chief Bertha of Thailand Narcotics Department who tells him the actual situation. She tells that there is some person called X at Vientiane (Laos) who is smuggling drugs to another person Y in Bangkok.

                                                          

Lucy was working at Vientiane and before dying  uttered  a mystery word – MENZO. So the department wishes Jacky to go to Vientiane and find the mystery of Menzo. He can then reach to X and after finding X can find Y  easily. Jacky agrees to go to Laos.

Jacky tells his mother and Sania that he has got an internship  at Barkley bank of Vientiane and had to go there. Mother was reluctant at first but finally agrees. Jacky then goes to Laos.

Meanwhile in Bangkok, SUN TV chief editor sends Sania to Vientiane to take an interview of a comedy star Zing who was on vacations there. Sania is happy to hear this. She plans to surprise Jacky  by a surprise visit. She also leaves to Vientiane.

At Vientiane Jacky stays at a hotel and starts his work. He asks natives the meaning of – MENZO. But no one is able to tell. One day while Jacky was roaming in the city in his car he stops at a road. He looks out at a casino. He reads the signboard which was hidden by the window of car. Only half of the signboard was visible and it appears like this:

MENZO

Slowly Jacky reversed the car and the full signboard comes in display as:

MENZONE

All of a sudden Jacky gets the clue. He goes to the hotel and calls up the chief. He tells him that he has find out the mystery of MENZO. Lucy tried to speak MENZONE but was shot and could only say MENZO. And the menzone is the name of a casino which is soemhow linked to X.  Chief is happy and asks Jacky to investigate further.

Jacky then plans to get inside Menzone casino. He kidnaps a male dancer of casino and himself becomes the dancer. He then performs in the casino. There he finds that casino is managed by Riya – avery young and beautiful girl. Jacky plans to flirt with Riya to get entery to next level. Slowly he comes near to Riya and fake love with her. He saves her from gangs of rival and she then takes her in her gang. She gives her some small task which he does succesfully by beating goons. Jacky wins the trust of Riya and she falls in love with Jacky.

At the same time Sania who has rached vientiane with a camerman Andrew  manages to take the interview of comedy star Zing. She then wishes to meet Jacky and goes to the beach hotel. When she reachs at the beach she finds Jacky and Riya hugging each other. Sania gets very offended . She goes and slaps Jacky hard and leaves in tears. Riya asks Jacky who was she. He replies one of his ex-girlfriend.

In the night Jacky goes to Sania at the hotel and tells her the truth that he is an agent and faking love with Riya. Sania becomes happy again. But a man in next room listens all this and calls the main boss – Mr X.

After finding the truth about Jacky Mr. X is very angry with Riya. He calls her and tells her the truth of Jacky. She promises to bring Jacky to him. One day Riya takes Jacky to X who holds him captive in a room. But Jacky fights off all the goons and reaches a house of X . There he finds the CD made by Lucy before dying. He watches the CD and is surprised to see.  He then goes to Mr. X who was trying to flee.

Again a big fight occurs. At one point Mr. X is about to shoot Jacky but Riya saves him. This surprises Mr. X.

Soon the police comes and arrest Mr X. Jacky then asks the police to arrest Sania also. Sania tries to shoot Jacky but Riya saves him in time. Riya aska Jacky who is Sania. Jacky replies – she is Y.

Both Jacky and Riya goes back to Bangkok. Jacky then gives the CD to chief. It is revelaed that Riya is the daughter of Chief and both Jacky and Riya are real couple.  After Jacky and Riya leaves chief watches the CD. We see Riya was shaking hand with X. this prove sthat she is Y.

Jacky and riya goes to beach and share a kiss.

THE END

PROTOCOL -36

By

AJAIB SINGH

A high-security military base laboratory in YALA is breached by six terrorists who belong to China based terrorist organization – G6. The terrorists steal a maroon colored leather brief case from a safe. On the leather case in golden letter was written – PROTOCOL 36.

After the theft of PROTOCOL  36 a meeting was organized headed by Colonel  Yaku. He suggests that since it was a highly confidential project so they need to get the PROTOCL - 36 back as soon as possible. According to him the only person who was fit for the job was TMI (Thailand Military Intelligence) agent  RX18 . But no one knows where he was at the moment except Colonel Ziam –Zo.

Story then takes us to Goa. Jao (who was RX18) was living peacefully with his Indian friend Gaba near a beachside house. Jao was cooking fish when Gaba comes in anger and asks Jao for his money which he had taken as loan for his business. Jao says all the fish were gone rotten because preservative used for them was expired. Gaba says he doesn’t know anything and gives him one month’s  time to return money.  While they were arguing someone was watching them from a distance through a binocular. After Gaba leaves Jao goes to the toilet. As he opens the door  a man comes out  from inside surprising Jao.  Man introduces himself as Colonel Ziam –Zo and  addresses Jao as RX18. Jao becomes angry at this and says that he is not RX18 and Colonel  has come to a wrong house. Jao then asks Colonel to leave. Colonel tries to talk to Jao but Jao makes him leave anyhow.

In the evening Gaba goes to a girl who he uses to like. He tries to persuade the girl  to come with him to a disco  club. The girl however denies stating that she likes Tiaz because he knows great martial art. Gaba is heartbroken to hear this.

Next morning Jao was relaxing on the beach and catching fish. Gaba comes to him and tells about his meeting with the girl. Gaba says if Jao teaches him some martial arts he can forget the loan money. Jao becomes happy to hear this and he starts teaching martial arts to Gaba.

As both friends were doing martial arts moves five goons kidnaps a child. The mother of child starts screaming for help. Jao and Gaba look at the running goons and run after them. Jao and Gaba reach a house. They go inside where goons start attacking them. Jao displays a very high level of martial arts to which Gaba was amazed. Gaba whereas does funny fighting. Finally all the goons were defeated. Jao opens a door to a big room and is surprised. In the large room the kidnapped boy was sitting happily  with Colonel Zhiam –Zo eating grapes. Soon the mother of boy comes and takes the boy away. Jao understands everything that it was a set-up by Colonel to entice him.

Colonel and Jao then sit and talk. Colonel says that Jao has proved now that he was RX18 because only RX18 can defeat 20 goons single handedly. Jao admits that he is RX18 but now he has left TMI. Colonel then asks why. Jao says because in the last mission his sister died and he thinks it was his mistake. Colonel then tells Jao that Protocol -36 has been stolen and if it is not retrieved soon many people will die. Will that make his sister’s soul happy?  Colonel also informs Jao that RX19 will also be in this mission. RX19 is another agent named Noi. She is ex- girlfriend of Jao but due to misunderstanding in the last mission she was angry with him and both have broken-up since. Finally Jao agrees for the task. He asks colonel what is PROTOCOL -36. To which Colonel replies that even he doesn’t know. He then takes Jao and Gaba to Bangkok in Thailand.

In Bangkok Noi works as cabre dancer in a dance club  but that is only a cover –up. In fact she is an agent of TMI with code name RX19. Jao and Gaba go and meet Noi. She  seems to be  very angry to see Jao and speaks rudely to him. She tells him that because of professional assignment she is doing this work with him otherwise she doesn’t even want to see his ugly face. She then goes to change her dress. Gaba asks Jao why she was so rude to him. Jao tells him that in last mission they were together where he looses his sister. He foolishly blamed Noi for reaching late. But now he has realised that it was not her fault. Noi comes and asks them to follow her. They go to Hotel Bluecity. In her room Noi opens her laptop. She tells them that another agent RX101 working from China has sent her a picture of two terrorist involved in stealing PROTOCOL-36. She shows them the photo. Out of two only one of the terrorist’s  face was clear. She then asks them to follow her. They all go to the club. At the bar we see the terrorist from the photograph is having drink. Noi takes out electronic gadgets from her bag. She puts a spy cam in her coat button and gives a small i-pod to Jao. She tells them that she will try to seduce the terrorist and through him they can reach other members of his group. She asks them to keep a track on her every movement and stay close. Noi then goes and enchants the terrorists and gives him a pendent which he bears around his neck. He offers Noi to come to his room. She leaves with the terrorist who take her to a house in the outskirts.

Jao and Gaba monitor Noi and terrorist inside a car and follow them. In the room Noi seduces the terrorist. Soon another terrorist comes and takes the button off  of Noi’s coat and slaps her. He punches his member also for putting their life in danger. He tries to kill Noi with knife. Just then Jao and Gaba reaches and saves Noi. Soon a big fight starts. Jao kills all the members. But one escapes with PROTOCOL -36.

Jao and Gaba express their frustration at losing the terrorist alongwith protocol-36. But Noi tells them that he is bearing her pendent which was having a tracking device. She again looks at her laptop and sees the location of his hiding. Jao and Gaba leaves for the destination and asks Noi to return to hotel. Noi then calls the terrorist group leader and informs them that their prey RX18 is coming to them (proving that Noi was on terrorist’s side).

Jao and Gaba reaches the destination. Terrorists attack them. After major fight Jao defeats many of them. Jao then beats the group leader and takes the briefcase named –PROTOCOL 36 from the rack of his bed. He opens the briefcase and is shocked to see potatoes in it. He is about to kill the group leader. But just then Noi places a gun on his head and asks him to stay back. Jao and Gaba are shocked to see Noi. They are captured by other terrorists. Noi then asks the group leader where her brother was. The group leader says that he was already killed. Noi becomes mad with anger but he slaps her and she falls on the floor. All three – Jao, Gaba and Noi are then handcuffed and jailed in a  room till further orders.

In the room a tearful Noi tells them that they have kidnapped her brother and asked her to misguide Jao (proving she is innocent). She then reveals the terrorist’s plot. After stealing the PROTOCOL -36 terrorist separated themselves in two groups – Group A and Group B. Group A was meant to misguide agent RX18 with a fake PROTOCOL - 36. But it was the Group B which was having the original PROTOCOL -36. And she has no idea where terrorists of Group B have reached. She is sad because of her brother’s murder. Jao consoles her. They then plan a plot of getting out of the place. Jao sends Gaba out through the AC system of building. Gaba then gets into the building and steals the keys. He opens the room and unties Jao and Noi from their handcuffs. Jao then fights off all the terrorists and finishes them. Jao holds one of the last terrorists and asks where Group B was. But the terrorist commits suicide by swallowing cyanide. They all are disappointed and are about to leave the building.  But just then a cell phone rings.

They search the pockets of all the dead terrorists. Finally find the cell phone in one of them. Jao responds to the call. A terrorist of Group B was calling. He asks whether they have killed RX18. Jao says yes and asks where they were. The terrorist says near Doi Ithanan which is near Myanmar border. Jao then asks where Noi’s brother was. The terrorist replies that boy is still with them and will keep him alive till they enter Myanmar. The phone then cuts. Jao tells excitedly to Noi that her brother is still alive. All of them are ready to go to Doi Ithanan. Noi says she knows a faster way to reach Doi Ithanan. She takes them to the roof of Hotel Bluecity where a private jet was parked. They get into the jet and flew away to Doi Ithanan.

Jao, Noi and Gaba land in a jungle and then sets on foot to the house Group B terrorists were boarding. After killing some gaurds they enter the building. Soon terrorists get to know that RX18 has come. They were shocked but start the fighting. Jao kills many of the terrorists. Meanwhile Noi finds her brother  Kai and gets him released with the help of Jao and Gaba. All the terrorists were killed. Finally Jao gets hold of original PROTOCOL -36. He opens the briefcase and there was a file inside. He opens the file and there were diagrams related to viruses, DNA and genetic engineering. He could not understand anything and closed the briefcase. He then calls Colonel Ziam -Zo and tells him that he has retrieved the PROTOCOL -36. Colonel Ziam –Zo gives them an address and asks them to come to that location immediately. Jao, Gaba, Noi and Kai get into the private jet and reaches the address given by colonel Ziam – Zo which was an abandoned factory.

Jao, Gaba, Noi and Kai meets Colonel Ziam – Zo and gives him the PROTOCOL -36. Colonel takes the briefcase and then punches Jao. All of a sudden many goons of colonel come there and hold Jao, Gaba and Noi captive. Kai was gone to toilet already. Jao, Gaba, Noi were shocked at this behaviour of Colonel Ziam – Zo.  Colonel Ziam – Zo laughs and opens the briefcase. He sees the file and smiles with happiness. He then orders his goons to bring the original Colonel Ziam – Zo. The original Colonal  Ziam – Zo is brought who was tied to a chair. Everyone was surprised.  The fake Ziam – zo then tells them the reality. His name was Al Neejo and was the leader of terrorist group Thai Rebels. So both G6 and Thai Rebels wanted to steal  PROTOCOL-36.  Thai rebels failed and G6 succeeded. So when TMI sent Colonel Ziam – Zo to bring RX18,  Al Neejo kidnapped him in the way and stole his identity. He then befooled RX18 and used him to stole PROTOCOL -36 from G6.

Al Neejo then tells them the mystery of  PROTOCOL -36.  He said that previously he was also a Thai military scientist . He then shows them a powerpoint presentation of PROTOCOL  - 36. He said that PROTOCL -36 was actually a method to develop a new and deadly biological weapon. So far all the biological weapon has a counter cure. But Thai Military Biologist Dr Iguano had developed a new method to create a new biological weapon. His idea was to takes Flu virus DNA and fuses with Rabies Virus DNA. Because so far there is no cure for rabies, person infected with this biological agent will always die. But when Dr Iguano sent this PROTOCOL – 36 to Department of Genetic Engineering they strongly disapproved it stating that it was such a dangerous idea. Thailand is a peace loving country and cannot make such nasty things. However Dr Iguano stole funds from other projects and secretly started working on the PROTOCOL -36.  Somehow the information was leaked  but before Dr Iguano could be arrested he committed suicide. The PROTOCOL – 36 was then kept in safe custody and a court case pursued. The court then decided to destroy PROTOCOL – 36 but before the verdict could be revealed it was stolen by G6 and then by Al Neejo.

After telling the story of PROTOCOL -36, Al Neejo gets ready to shoot and kill all of them.  Meanwhlile Kai was listening to all this from behind a wall. He was in a chemical lab. He took a bottle of ammonia and throws it on the floor of room. Everywhere there was smoke of ammonia. Taking advantage Jao and others get free and  a major fight starts. Jao kills many goons and frees Colonel Ziam –Zo. At one point Al Neejo shoots at Jao but Gaba comes in front of Jao.  The bullet hits Gaba and he falls on the floor. Jao cries for Gaba and kills many of the goons in anger. But then Al Neejo takes hold of Noi and puts gun on her. Everyone freezes. Just then Gaba regains consciousness. He was alive. Bullet had hit him in the shoulder only. He throws a bottle at Al Neejo who misses the shot. Jao then beats the hell out of him and with a final kick sends him falling to his death down the stairs of the abandoned factory. Everyone leaves the place thereafter.

In the last scene Jao is seen sitting near the hearth (fireplace) at his house. He is tearing papers from PROTOCOL -36 and putting them in the fire one by one. Noi comes with a tray of wine and grapes and sits near him. Finally Jao and Noi share a passionate kiss.

THE END

LOOSERS

There are three friends  vikas, varun and akshay - enrolled in a college. All three have different goals in life, priorties and attitudes.

Varun is a studious type. He has come from bihar and studies in one of the college of DU. His ambition is to become a doctor one day and keeps himself busy with studies. He is already having  girlfriend – Divya who is studious like him. Whenever he gets frustrated with lif he goes to her for inspirations.

Akshay is a business minded. He is quite flirt type also. He enjoys with girls and goes to parties and discos. He strikes small and petty business deals with people and makes small money. One day he wants to own a company.

Vikas is very different from them. he is a big fan of shahrukh khan and wants to become like him one day. He is a part of college street play society. He keeps giving auditions but face the harsh truth of life. In many places he is not even selected. Somewhere people ask him for money. or sometimes people cheat him. he ahs no money and always bunk classes. His grades are always falling.

Destiny brings them together and they become room-mates at south extension. Varun asks akshay and vikas to attend classes but they always make fun of them.  Meanwhile a director asks Vikas to learn fighting and singing and then he can take him in his film. He spends lots of money in that. And director even doesn’t recognise him, Vikas becomes quite depressed.

Soone family pressure mounts on Vikas regarding his studies. Both Varun and Akshay help Vikas by giving him money but he could not move anywhere. One day someone offers him a cigarette with drug. He finds it soothing. Soon he becomes addict. He quarrels with his friends and starts living alone due to his addiction. One day Varun and Akshay finds Vikas beneath a bridge. He had become homeless and was staying with drug addicts.

They take him home. And tie him up. He begs them to release him but they don’t.  After many days Vikas is able to get rid of his addiction.

After six years

The three friends are well established in their fields. Varun is a doctor. Akshay  owns a restaurant. And Vikas a film actor. They come for a get together.

LOOSERS

There are three friends  vikas, varun and akshay - enrolled in a college. All three have different goals in life, priorties and attitudes.

Varun is a studious type. He has come from bihar and studies in one of the college of DU. His ambition is to become a doctor one day and keeps himself busy with studies. He is already having  girlfriend – Divya who is studious like him. Whenever he gets frustrated with lif he goes to her for inspirations.

Akshay is a business minded. He is quite flirt type also. He enjoys with girls and goes to parties and discos. He strikes small and petty business deals with people and makes small money. One day he wants to own a company.

Vikas is very different from them. he is a big fan of shahrukh khan and wants to become like him one day. He is a part of college street play society. He keeps giving auditions but face the harsh truth of life. In many places he is not even selected. Somewhere people ask him for money. or sometimes people cheat him. he ahs no money and always bunk classes. His grades are always falling.

Destiny brings them together and they become room-mates at south extension. Varun asks akshay and vikas to attend classes but they always make fun of them.  Meanwhile a director asks Vikas to learn fighting and singing and then he can take him in his film. He spends lots of money in that. And director even doesn’t recognise him, Vikas becomes quite depressed.

Soone family pressure mounts on Vikas regarding his studies. Both Varun and Akshay help Vikas by giving him money but he could not move anywhere. One day someone offers him a cigarette with drug. He finds it soothing. Soon he becomes addict. He quarrels with his friends and starts living alone due to his addiction. One day Varun and Akshay finds Vikas beneath a bridge. He had become homeless and was staying with drug addicts.

They take him home. And tie him up. He begs them to release him but they don’t.  After many days Vikas is able to get rid of his addiction.

After six years

The three friends are well established in their fields. Varun is a doctor. Akshay  owns a restaurant. And Vikas a film actor. They come for a get together.