serial audition dialogues

Dialogues for auditions

Family 1 – sarpanch family

1 Vishambhar  - 50 -60 years, tough sarpanch

Kyun ri. Jooth boltee hai. jantee nahin vikram yadav kitne bade aadmi hain. unper itna ganda aarop lagate hue  tujhe sharam nahin aayee.

2 Bhanumati – 50, tough Haryanvi lady

Kon sa bada teer mar diya hai!! betee hee to jani hai.  dahej main koi footee kodi tak nahin dee thee tere baap ne. hamari to kismet hee foot gayee.

3 Pratap – 40, alcoholic man

Main chahe jiyun ke marun..tujhe isse kya.  Mere sharab peene ka karan kewal tu hai saali. Ek beta tak nahin de payee. Paida ker dee ye manhus.

4 Samar – 35, office man look

Tum theek kehtee ho vidya. Yahan ka mahol palak ke liye theek nahin hai. lekin kya karun agar yahan se bahar chala gaya to maan – baap jameen –jaydad aur factory se bedakhl ker denge. Hum log sadak per chale jayenge.

5 Raghuvir – 25, young and rude

Are koi baat nahin amma. Abhee tumhara raghuvir jinda hai. dekhna meri pehli hee santaan beta hogi beta. Bas tum dahej accha khasa dilwa do.

6 dhara –prataps wife, 30

Dekhiye, ab aap din main bhee peen lage hain. itnee sharab aapki sheet ke liye theek nahin hai.  aapko is halat main dekh ker surbhee bhee sahem jaatee hai.

7 Vidya- samar’s wife, 30

Dekhiye, is ghar ka mahol theek nahin hai. palak ab badee ho rahee hai. us per kya asar padega is sabka.

8 Rajni – raghuvir’s wife, 25

Bhagwan. Kya mujhe pal pal khud per sharminda hone ke liye hee paida kiya hai. mera dahej jutane ke liye pita ji ne ghar tak girbi rakh diya.

9 rajni father – 70

Bhagwan sabko gareebi de, bhukh de, beemari bhee de de. Lekin kabhee beti na de. Kabhee beti na de

10 rajni mother – 60

Kuch baat bani. Kya hua. Aap bahut pareshaan dikh rahe ho.

11 rajni brother – 40

Kya babuji. Aapko sirf rajni hee dikhti hai. mere bache, meri patni aur khud main jaker kya sadak per rahenge.

12 rajni sister in law-35

Aap kuch kehte kyun nahin. Hamare bhee bache hain. ghar girbi rekh denge to hum log kahan jayenge.

13  surbhi – prataps daughter, 16

Pallu, Is ghar main kewal ek hee sarkaar hai. aur uska naam hai – bhanumati. Aur yahan ke sare niyam –kanoon wahi taya kertee hain.

14 palak- samars daughter, 14

Didi, tum school kyun nahin jatee. Sarkar ne to ladkiyon kee  fees bhee  maaf ker rakhee hai.

Family 2 – Corrupt rich man’s family

1 vikram – 50, sugar factory owner

Ye jhooth bol rahee hai. vastav main ye mere patnee ke son eke kangan chura rahee thee. Jab maine ise pakad ker police main dene kee baat ke to ye achank se ye drama kerne lagee.

2 Reena – 45, vikram wife

Wo tumhare pita hain bhee nahin…(kuch der baad). Vastav main main kisi aur se pyar kertee thee. Aur use se shade kerna chahtee thee.

3 raghav – 20, vikram’s spoiled son

Are yar, main dost hun tera. Aur dost dost ke kaam nahin aayega to kon aayega.

4 aabha – 16, vikram’s daughter

Mom aap dad ke samne itni chup-chup kyun rehtee hain. mujhe lagta hai wo koi galat kaam ker rahe hain.

5 riya – 10, vikrams second daughter

Shut-up. wo mera boy friend nahin hai. sirf accha dost hai. tum batao abhay ke sath tumhara kya chakkar hai.

Family 3 – headmaster’s family

1 Onkar – 60, primary school headmaster

Beta, tumhari maan ke jane ke baad ab tumhe hee viraj ka khyal rekhna hai. kabhee kabhee mujhe lagta hai wo kahin galat raste per to nahin ja raha.

2  Ambika – 25, onkars daughter office going, will commit suicide later due to office harassment.

Nahin sab thik hai. (kuch der baad rote hue..).. main bahut pareshaan hun. office main mera senior hamesha mujhe ghoorta hai. gandee gandee batein bolta hai. aur kal ..kal to mujhe choone kee kosish kee.

3 Viraj – 20, onkar’s son

Main us haramjadee ko jaan se maar doonga. Ek baar usk naam bata behen. Naam bata us kamine ka. Tujhe meri kasam.

Family 4 – SC family, poor

1 Murari – poor man, 55

Hum gareeb log hain kastoori. Is mamle ko yahin daba de. Is chudail ke  sath mat ja.

2 Kastoori  - house maid, 50

Je main pocha laga rahee thee..tabhee…tabhee ….ye admi peeche se aaya…aur…aur…( rote hue) fir isne mujhe peeche se pakad liya aur bister per dhakka de diya….main use door hatane lagee..

3 Meera – murari’s daughter, 18

Maan. Aaj tere sath jo kuch bhee hua hai..uska badla main jaroor loongi. Jaroor loongi maan….(JOR SE) JAROOR LOONGI.

Police cops

Bhusan – 45

Are sarpanch jee. Aapki baat kaatne kee himmat pure gaon main kisis kee nahin hai. haamri bhee nahin. Police tabhee kaam kertee hai jab janta bhee sehyog de

Ashok- 30

Are marne de na. apna to ek hee usool hai hamesha crime hone ke baad jao. Beech main ya pehele nahin. Chal patta fenk.

Prem – 30

Sir, gaon main kuch galat hua hai. ek aurat ka munh kala karke sare gaon main ghumaya gaya.

Friends

Five boys – 20 to 25

Goons

8 goons – 35 to 40

Extras:

Village people – all age group